Quote Originally Posted by Deke
Fill a pencil tray full of paper asssholes (the pieces left over from a three hole punch). Take rubber band and attach paper clips to it. Stretch it across the drawer over the tray. Wind it up and carefully close the drawer (so that the paper clips and rubber band are held in place by the desk. Next time he opens his draw, it vomits all over him (and likely scares the hell out of him as well).

If he keeps an Umbrella at his desk, you can also fill it up with the paper dots. Makes for a slightly funny situation next time he opens the umbrella and gets a paper shower.

thats funny as hell! rep'd for that!!!