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    Default you guys are gay.

    An 18-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.


    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.


    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature, distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You try again."


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    REPOST U KDM RICER RAT ROD BISH



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    lies


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    REPOST YOU KDM WANNABE CRACKA!

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    it may be a repost...

    but you guys are still gay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    it may be a repost...

    but PBS f*cks my gf.
    i told that hoe to keep her mouth shut....when sucking my d*ck



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    CRACKA WHITE FATTY CRACKER!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    CRACKA WHITE FATTY CRACKER!!!
    lols i is a cracka but i ain't no peter griffin mutha f*cka


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    Yous drive a rat rod and a fat tib.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Yous drive a rat rod and a fat tib.
    sounds like peter griffin to me



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    indeed.

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    lol @ this thread turning into a "harass GKtib®" thread

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    ^that's every thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    ^that's every thread
    its a thin love between fries and shakes



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    just cuz it's a new yr doesn't make this a new joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    just cuz it's a new yr doesn't make this a new joke...
    i know right..we already put brett in his place with the repost..and he's stopped..08 brings a new reposter



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    just cuz it's a new yr doesn't make this a new joke...
    just because you're a sh*thead doesn't mean you can go around talking sh*t.

    ilu no homo


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib®
    just because you're a sh*thead doesn't mean you can go around talking sh*t.

    ilu no homo
    indeed, that's why i'm not a sh1thead

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    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to McCain and his bid to be our President.

    The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, McCain is a 'post turtle'."

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

    The old rancher said,"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

    The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

    "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down."

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    *crickets*



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    *crickets*
    x2

    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBrcak
    x2

    epic big crickets are epic big




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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    that was cute ricky, i wouldn't have expected something like that from you

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    YEA MAN I WAS ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUK

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