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  1. 04-22-2008, 02:38 PM #1
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    Default IF YOUR MATRESS COULD TALK.. WHAT WOULD IT SAY??

    YOU DROPPIN BOMBS TONITE SON!!


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    Mine would say: Damn son, you knock the sh*t outta dat p*ssy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    Mine would say: Damn son, watta repost, you need to step up your bang game
    damn brett lol



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    I'm pretty sure my mattress would say:
    "Dayyummm bro, take it easy on me, will ya? Do you always have to pound into me, you **** ****** **** ****** ****ing a*shole?

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    "clean me!"
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    mine would say 'gimme a break'



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    mine would say 'gimme a break'
    yeah your matress is probably tired of little girls being in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by LS2_KID
    yeah your matress is probably tired of little girls being in it
    dude quit callin me out

    PS TF...take this for originality



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    dude quit callin me out

    PS TF...take this for originality
    o so sowry
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    HOW ORIGINAL, THE LOT OF YOU

    WHAT CREATIVE ASS MOFOS WE HAVE ON HERE
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    Mine wouldn't be happy if I didn't know how to spell MATTRESS.

    Whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Mine wouldn't be happy if I didn't know how to spell MATTRESS.

    Whore.
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    Can you fold your clothes already?

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    "thank god you're white"......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    "thank god you're white"......
    god = kkkramer



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    "more lemonade, please"
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    My mattress says "I LOVE YOU" every night, due to the egyption cotton sheets, fabreeze once a week, and attractive female visitors.
    Last edited by Slow Motion; 04-23-2008 at 02:34 AM.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    stop masterbating, you're turning me yellow like an asian


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    stop masterbating, you're turning me yellow like an asian
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    OK MAYBE I MISPELLED MATTRESS. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

    MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    OK MAYBE I MISPELLED MATTRESS. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

    MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF
    grabs vaseline



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    OK MAYBE I MISPELLED MATTRESS. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT

    MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF
    No, maybe learn english "ese."
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    MAYBE I WILL, MAYBE I WONT

    MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    MAYBE I WILL, MAYBE I WONT

    MAYBE GO **** YOURSELF
    Deja vu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkfast®
    YOU DROPPIN BOMBS TONITE SON!!


    DISCUSS.
    That's what my toilet says.

    My mattress would say: FOR GOD'S SAKE BUY A NEW MATTRESS AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE... FATAS$
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    Mine would say: STOP HIDING LOLI PORN AND LOLI UNDERWEAR UNDERNEATH ME!!!! I DONT WANT YOUR GARBAGE!!!!
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    Mine would say: "Please stop getting drunk... you have no idea what kind of burden you place on me."

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    if my mattress could talk: "lookee here bruh......~sigh~i've known you for some time now, and i realize as of late that you're trying to get your sexy on....eatin all good, ya little veggies and hummus and shyt....but damn dude! can you stop fartin on me dawg? "


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    Mine would probably say something like "Bro, we don't hang out as much as we used to."

    Thank you, schoolwork.
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    mine would prolly say "YOU THA MOTHA FUGGIN MAN!!!!!!! LOL
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