some chain messages on the phone are funny.


boy asked a girl, "do you know what magic sex is?" girl said, "no". boy said, "we ****. then you disappear. Tada *****."
or

lady has a rash on her *****. she goes to the doctor. the doctor asked, "when was the last time you had sex?" lady said, "two years." the doctor said, "that's not a rash. that's rust.
or

you know why girls wear panties? state law says that all man holes ust be covered when not in use.

i got more... but dont feel like typing them.