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    Default The only reason Jewsef got a GTI

    is because its one of the only cars he can get an auto and still be considered semi-manly bc of the DSG.

    LAWL.

    AND YET HE STILL CANT DRIVE...

    it took him 17 attempts to get his car on the dyno to put down a mighty 137fwhp and 120tq

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    its not a r32 you fail lol.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    its not a r32 you fail lol.
    what are you talkin about
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    its not a r32 you fail lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    what are you talkin about

    wtf is he talking about??


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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    lol
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    So it's not even a manual? LOFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniaç
    So it's not even a manual? LOFL
    the only time he has driven manual was on gran turismo

    and even then he had problems downshifting
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    LOLIRL owned!
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    i suck @ life...

    IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC...ITS A SEQUENTIAL GEARBOX
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i suck @ life...

    IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC...ITS A SEQUENTIAL GEARBOX
    Thats like saying my girlfriend is not a man she's a shemale
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    Quote Originally Posted by MistaCee
    Thats like saying my girlfriend is not a man she's a shemale
    hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

    but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

    but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches...
    Yeah and most people still refuse to believe an automatic can be faster than a manual. I'd still rather have the manual though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

    but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches...
    So which clutch do you control with your foot?

    Wait, nevermind.


    LOL my mom has a newer GLI and the DSG is actually pretty sick. I am more of a fan of a true manual, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    hey whatever floats your boat dawg...i mean if you're into trannies/chicks with ****s i mean that is your choice...but you'll end up getting teh HIV and die slowly and gayfully...

    but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches...

    Lol turning my post around
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef

    but there is no torque converter and it has 2 clutches
    so there are not only one but two clutches to go out when you drive your automatic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i suck @ life...

    IT'S NOT AN AUTOMATIC...ITS A SEQUENTIAL GEARBOX


    Good defense.
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    DSG is a pretty stout tranny. The electronics that support it... not so much.
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    LOL. DID YOU SAY ENVIROMENTAL CURRY? AFTER THE DUDE ASKS IF YOUSEF KNOW THIS IS A WRX SHOP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    LOL. DID YOU SAY ENVIROMENTAL CURRY? AFTER THE DUDE ASKS IF YOUSEF KNOW THIS IS A WRX SHOP?
    ...no i thought i said ''i'm trying to give them some credit'' or something along those lines
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    I WAS TALKING TO THE OTHER BROWN MAN.

    AND YOU KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO GIVE SOME CREDIT TO YOUR HITLER MOBILE. DON'T LIE
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig
    I WAS TALKING TO THE OTHER BROWN MAN.
    oh you mean the pakistani version of John Candy?
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    Too bad he has a car thats rated #1 among the gay community.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    Too bad he has a car thats rated #1 among the gay community.
    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH So True!!!! Someone slap a rainbow sticker on his car and then make a sticker that say's "#1 GAYEST CAR!!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deaf Pimp
    Too bad he has a car thats rated #1 among the gay community.

    actually that would be my car.

    but yours is in the top 5 also
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    actually that would be my car.

    but yours is in the top 5 also
    I beg to differ! Fresh off the press, 1st qtr 2008 top gay cars:

    1 Volkswagen Rabbit
    2 Volkswagen Eos
    3 Toyota Yaris
    4 Mazda MX-5 Miata
    5 Audi A3
    6 Volkswagen Jetta
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    nice car curry bandit

    automatic power unite!
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    Didn't he put down almost 200hp and 200tq? Because that looks like the batlground dyno day, and I remember that GTI impressing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsnotarex
    Didn't he put down almost 200hp and 200tq? Because that looks like the batlground dyno day, and I remember that GTI impressing.
    He did... the 1.8t and 2.0t motors are underrated from the factory. All of them put out factory numbers to the ground, if not more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsnotarex
    Didn't he put down almost 200hp and 200tq? Because that looks like the batlground dyno day, and I remember that GTI impressing.
    thank u!
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    hey now, don't be hatin' on the dsg......but feel free to go to town on yousefus
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    Anytime! I mean, gotta give credit where credit is due.
    "I get worried when it STOPS leaking."
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    he changed the thread title
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan®
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    he changed the thread title

    so confusing


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    Original thread title said The only reason Jewsef got a R32. Which is why I said that it wasn't an r32 and just a gti.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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