Some funny s hit happened to me.........

[tippatone]

This is what happens when you do dirt. Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time. In the parking lot I had to mess with the battery cable to get the car to start, that should have been a sign of things to come, in my hast to leave work , I forgot to shut my hood properly( i have to manually move the cable by the latch for it to shut) and when i got on 285 i saw my hood moving and had to pull over and shut it,I forgot my phone was in my lap, in hindsight, i heard it drop but i looked down and saw nothing. I figured it was over there on my way to get the food. I did a pass by to locate it on the way back, no dice. I go back to work high, no phone and a look of disgust that all my co-workers can see. I call my phone and it rang, so i knew it was still in tact. So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

[Catnip]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

[Reaper]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[quickdodge®]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Same here. What a fuccing idiot. There was a reason that while I was textually molesting this idiot, he could never catch back up to me. I hope your next "blazing" will be your last. Later, QD.

[Vteckidd]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

+1

[tippatone]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

Dont assume I drive high, I love my freedom and my life I do my thing in the parking lot, and for the record F UCK YOU AND YOUR FAM, since you dont care about details and your wanna talk s hit

[Catnip]

Dont assume I drive high, I love my freedom and my life I do my thing in the parking lot, and for the record F UCK YOU AND YOUR FAM, since you dont care about details and your wanna talk s hit

Look here cock sucking motherfucking bitch ass cum slut crackwhore twat waffle, I didn't assume, you told us. Now, go drink some chlorine.

[LS2ner]

Look here cock sucking motherfucking bitch ass cum slut crackwhore twat waffle, I didn't assume, you told us. Now, go drink some chlorine.

Your cursing needs a lil work, but overall i give it a 7.

[Catnip]

Your cursing needs a lil work, but overall i give it a 7.

thanks, I miss HT kills forum.

[tippatone]

Look here cock sucking motherfucking bitch ass cum slut crackwhore twat waffle, I didn't assume, you told us. Now, go drink some chlorine.

You did assume so WTF is it when you put your own sequence of events in my ****. IA is the only place where dumbass fools get to live life and to talk s hit because with words like that you have not been around much I can see. Get off IA and read a book or at least look at the pictures you Gump ass retard

[quickdodge®]

with words like that you have not been around much I can see.

I guarantee you that I have been around and seen much more "dirty" shiit than you could imagine.

You, ma'am, have no room for argument in this thread. You are fuccing dumbass and dumbasses have no basis for a logical debate. Later, QD.

[redrumracer]

This is what happens when you do dirt. Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time. In the parking lot I had to mess with the battery cable to get the car to start, that should have been a sign of things to come, in my hast to leave work , I forgot to shut my hood properly( i have to manually move the cable by the latch for it to shut) and when i got on 285 i saw my hood moving and had to pull over and shut it,I forgot my phone was in my lap, in hindsight, i heard it drop but i looked down and saw nothing. I figured it was over there on my way to get the food. I did a pass by to locate it on the way back, no dice. I go back to work high, no phone and a look of disgust that all my co-workers can see. I call my phone and it rang, so i knew it was still in tact. So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

so basically you just admitted to a DUI. DUI isnt just for alcohol.

[tippatone]

so basically you just admitted to a DUI. DUI isnt just for alcohol.

Did i say i was blazing and driving?????? I dont think so......... STOP ASSUMING.....ask.....listen......then speak

[Revmaynard]

Lol. You are high right now, aren't you?

[Catnip]

wow.

[sogood]

Lol. You are high right now, aren't you?

He must've been to A) make this thread and B) actually think it was "funny shit"

[Crazy Asian]

I seriously hope a cop finds you, arrests you, and then you get passed around for cigs.

[tippatone]

I seriously hope a cop finds you, arrests you, and then you get passed around for cigs.

I aint a b itch like you if you got arrested i know you will get took for everything you got, get off my d ick

[tippatone]

Why assume s hit for all y'all asses I get food then go back to work. I dont smoke and drive. When I drive. I drive, thats it I take my life serious. Y'all dont know me I am 30 and have never been locked up thanks to God's blessing and I dont do dumb s hit so dont play me

[ksniperfox]

I am 30 and have never been locked up thanks to God's blessing

its not due to God's blessing. if you get locked up, its your own damn fault. you are still high if you smoke at home, then drive. you are a dumb dirty piece of **** for not knowing that. you clearly did not finish any sort of post- middle school education. the only reason you havent been locked up yet is because you probably blend it with everyone else in college park and you just got lucky.

[Schugg]

how did you manage to get out of that ****?
1

[ksniperfox]

of common sense and know not to do stupid **** to begin with.

funny, you calling me dumb, when you missed the part where he posted about doing drugs and being high and work, and driving under the influence of drugs.

you are one whiny illiterate *****.

lol, get a load of this chump. eat some dirt, kid.

[Schugg]

funny, you calling me dumb, when you missed the part where he posted about doing drugs and being high and work, and driving under the influence of drugs.

you are one whiny illiterate *****.

lol, get a load of this chump. eat some dirt, kid.

sorry there is nothing to get a load of, no one fuking says chump, wow eat dirt?

[tippatone]

IA sure has alot of assuming assholes, I just hope you all are not as simple minded as your internet persona, cause if so IA is has got problems

[Crazy Asian]

Well let me see...YOU SAID YOU'RE GETTING BLAZED!!?????SO WHAT MAKES THAT RIGHT AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE ON IA!!!????

[tippatone]

Well let me see...YOU SAID YOU'RE GETTING BLAZED!!?????SO WHAT MAKES THAT RIGHT AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE ON IA!!!????

OK I thought if you read something and did not understand you ask questions NEVER ASSUME, i mean do i have to break it down? I did not know I was dealing with the short yellow bus crew.

[redrumracer]

Did i say i was blazing and driving?????? I dont think so......... STOP ASSUMING.....ask.....listen......then speak

ok so let me break it down for YOU
first this

Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time.

and then

So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

now i may not be an expert on drugs and how long that sh!t stays in your system but im preeettttttttyyyyyy sure its not out in 1.5 hours.

[man]

now i may not be an expert on drugs and how long that sh!t stays in your system but im preeettttttttyyyyyy sure its not out in 1.5 hours.

I would say you're right.

[redrumracer]

I would say you're right.

and id have to agree ive only "blazed up" like 4 times in my whole life

[LS2ner]

This is what happens when you do dirt. Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time. In the parking lot I had to mess with the battery cable to get the car to start, that should have been a sign of things to come, in my hast to leave work , I forgot to shut my hood properly( i have to manually move the cable by the latch for it to shut) and when i got on 285 i saw my hood moving and had to pull over and shut it,I forgot my phone was in my lap, in hindsight, i heard it drop but i looked down and saw nothing. I figured it was over there on my way to get the food. I did a pass by to locate it on the way back, no dice. I go back to work high, no phone and a look of disgust that all my co-workers can see. I call my phone and it rang, so i knew it was still in tact. So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

You stupid fucc. You said you went to go get food and get blazed, what else would people think? Second, why would you jump on IA and post some retarded ass sh*t like this? You think anyone really gives a Fucc that you lost your phone and got high? Were you expecting a big ?

Seriously, dont get pu$$y hurt when you post some retarded bullcrap and get negative comments. I agree with everyone else in this thread, i hope you get busted and get your sh!t pushed in. Maybe you'll get lucky and get Dp'd.

Bit*h

[LS2ner]

Guess he realized hes a failure.

[On_Her_Face]

because i got high...
because i got high...
because i got high...
because i got high...
because i got high...
because i got high...
because i got high...

[2.3 Evo 8]

Moral to the story; don't do drugs and you won't drop yo phone.

[81911SC]

Moral to the story; don't do drugs and you won't drop yo phone.

Moral of the story is to resize your sig to just 30 times the limit.

[81911SC]

That's all that f@ggot talks about. He's in ever weed thread talking the same shiit. I wish he would just wreck into a tree.

[tippatone]

That's all that f@ggot talks about. He's in ever weed thread talking the same shiit. I wish he would just wreck into a tree.

Are you gay???? I know about your ban about that gay s hit, Are you a queer? You are a redneck country hick lets not forget

PS show me where my name is associated with weed with me as the OP, stop putting my name in s hit I aint got nothing to do with, since you like the Marines why do you Full Metal Jacket you brains all over the bathroom floor for us, the world would be so happy without you

[81911SC]

Are you gay???? I know about your ban about that gay s hit, Are you a queer? You are a redneck country hick lets not forget

PS show me where my name is associated with weed with me as the OP, stop putting my name in s hit I aint got nothing to do with, since you like the Marines why do you Full Metal Jacket you brains all over the bathroom floor for us, the world would be so happy without you

Not gay, that's why I didn't click the link. Dumbass. I'm not going to go searching for your posts, but I've seen it many times. The Marines? You talk about people assuming **** but yet you do it yourself more so then others. I don't give two shiits about the Marines. I like guns and I shoot them. Wtf does the Military have to do with that? Fuccking stoners are dumb as shiit.

[tippatone]

Not gay, that's why I didn't click the link. Dumbass. I'm not going to go searching for your posts, but I've seen it many times. The Marines? You talk about people assuming **** but yet you do it yourself more so then others. I don't give two shiits about the Marines. I like guns and I shoot them. Wtf does the Military have to do with that? Fuccking stoners are dumb as shiit.

I call bullshi t, dont call me a liar, i never started a thread about weed and that is my word. If you find something where i was the OP about weed and i will paypal you 20 bucks ASAP, your move...........

[81911SC]

I call bullshi t, dont call me a liar, i never started a thread about weed and that is my word. If you find something where i was the OP about weed and i will paypal you 20 bucks ASAP, your move...........

Liar. I never said "O this f@ggot makes threads daily about it. You do post in them when they have come up. Obviously supporting it till the death. I never said you were the op.

[Echonova]

I've never smoked weed.