Some funny s hit happened to me.........

[tippatone]

This is what happens when you do dirt. Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time. In the parking lot I had to mess with the battery cable to get the car to start, that should have been a sign of things to come, in my hast to leave work , I forgot to shut my hood properly( i have to manually move the cable by the latch for it to shut) and when i got on 285 i saw my hood moving and had to pull over and shut it,I forgot my phone was in my lap, in hindsight, i heard it drop but i looked down and saw nothing. I figured it was over there on my way to get the food. I did a pass by to locate it on the way back, no dice. I go back to work high, no phone and a look of disgust that all my co-workers can see. I call my phone and it rang, so i knew it was still in tact. So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

[Catnip]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

[redrumracer]

This is what happens when you do dirt. Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time. In the parking lot I had to mess with the battery cable to get the car to start, that should have been a sign of things to come, in my hast to leave work , I forgot to shut my hood properly( i have to manually move the cable by the latch for it to shut) and when i got on 285 i saw my hood moving and had to pull over and shut it,I forgot my phone was in my lap, in hindsight, i heard it drop but i looked down and saw nothing. I figured it was over there on my way to get the food. I did a pass by to locate it on the way back, no dice. I go back to work high, no phone and a look of disgust that all my co-workers can see. I call my phone and it rang, so i knew it was still in tact. So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

so basically you just admitted to a DUI. DUI isnt just for alcohol.

[Reaper]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Revmaynard]

Lol. You are high right now, aren't you?

[Catnip]

wow.

[Vteckidd]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

+1

[Crazy Asian]

I seriously hope a cop finds you, arrests you, and then you get passed around for cigs.

[tippatone]

Why assume s hit for all y'all asses I get food then go back to work. I dont smoke and drive. When I drive. I drive, thats it I take my life serious. Y'all dont know me I am 30 and have never been locked up thanks to God's blessing and I dont do dumb s hit so dont play me

[tippatone]

IA sure has alot of assuming assholes, I just hope you all are not as simple minded as your internet persona, cause if so IA is has got problems

[tippatone]

wtf gives you the right to drive on the same roads as my family high?

fuck you.

Dont assume I drive high, I love my freedom and my life I do my thing in the parking lot, and for the record F UCK YOU AND YOUR FAM, since you dont care about details and your wanna talk s hit

[Crazy Asian]

Well let me see...YOU SAID YOU'RE GETTING BLAZED!!?????SO WHAT MAKES THAT RIGHT AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE ON IA!!!????

[tippatone]

I seriously hope a cop finds you, arrests you, and then you get passed around for cigs.

I aint a b itch like you if you got arrested i know you will get took for everything you got, get off my d ick

[tippatone]

Well let me see...YOU SAID YOU'RE GETTING BLAZED!!?????SO WHAT MAKES THAT RIGHT AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE ON IA!!!????

OK I thought if you read something and did not understand you ask questions NEVER ASSUME, i mean do i have to break it down? I did not know I was dealing with the short yellow bus crew.

[tippatone]

so basically you just admitted to a DUI. DUI isnt just for alcohol.

Did i say i was blazing and driving?????? I dont think so......... STOP ASSUMING.....ask.....listen......then speak

[redrumracer]

Did i say i was blazing and driving?????? I dont think so......... STOP ASSUMING.....ask.....listen......then speak

ok so let me break it down for YOU
first this

Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time.

and then

So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

now i may not be an expert on drugs and how long that sh!t stays in your system but im preeettttttttyyyyyy sure its not out in 1.5 hours.

[LS2ner]

This is what happens when you do dirt. Me and a dude from my job left to get some food and to blaze up on company time. In the parking lot I had to mess with the battery cable to get the car to start, that should have been a sign of things to come, in my hast to leave work , I forgot to shut my hood properly( i have to manually move the cable by the latch for it to shut) and when i got on 285 i saw my hood moving and had to pull over and shut it,I forgot my phone was in my lap, in hindsight, i heard it drop but i looked down and saw nothing. I figured it was over there on my way to get the food. I did a pass by to locate it on the way back, no dice. I go back to work high, no phone and a look of disgust that all my co-workers can see. I call my phone and it rang, so i knew it was still in tact. So a hour and a half later when i get off of work i did one last pass by with my high beams on and BINGO, its right where i knew i dropped it........ I am so lucky

You stupid fucc. You said you went to go get food and get blazed, what else would people think? Second, why would you jump on IA and post some retarded ass sh*t like this? You think anyone really gives a Fucc that you lost your phone and got high? Were you expecting a big ?

Seriously, dont get pu$$y hurt when you post some retarded bullcrap and get negative comments. I agree with everyone else in this thread, i hope you get busted and get your sh!t pushed in. Maybe you'll get lucky and get Dp'd.

Bit*h

[man]

now i may not be an expert on drugs and how long that sh!t stays in your system but im preeettttttttyyyyyy sure its not out in 1.5 hours.

I would say you're right.

[redrumracer]

I would say you're right.

and id have to agree ive only "blazed up" like 4 times in my whole life

[LS2ner]

Guess he realized hes a failure.

[sogood]

Lol. You are high right now, aren't you?

He must've been to A) make this thread and B) actually think it was "funny shit"

[Catnip]

Dont assume I drive high, I love my freedom and my life I do my thing in the parking lot, and for the record F UCK YOU AND YOUR FAM, since you dont care about details and your wanna talk s hit

Look here cock sucking motherfucking bitch ass cum slut crackwhore twat waffle, I didn't assume, you told us. Now, go drink some chlorine.

[LS2ner]

Look here cock sucking motherfucking bitch ass cum slut crackwhore twat waffle, I didn't assume, you told us. Now, go drink some chlorine.

Your cursing needs a lil work, but overall i give it a 7.

[2.3 Evo 8]

Moral to the story; don't do drugs and you won't drop yo phone.

[Catnip]

Your cursing needs a lil work, but overall i give it a 7.

thanks, I miss HT kills forum.

[81911SC]

That's all that f@ggot talks about. He's in ever weed thread talking the same shiit. I wish he would just wreck into a tree.

[81911SC]

Moral to the story; don't do drugs and you won't drop yo phone.

Moral of the story is to resize your sig to just 30 times the limit.

[tippatone]

That's all that f@ggot talks about. He's in ever weed thread talking the same shiit. I wish he would just wreck into a tree.

Are you gay???? I know about your ban about that gay s hit, Are you a queer? You are a redneck country hick lets not forget

PS show me where my name is associated with weed with me as the OP, stop putting my name in s hit I aint got nothing to do with, since you like the Marines why do you Full Metal Jacket you brains all over the bathroom floor for us, the world would be so happy without you

[tippatone]

Look here cock sucking motherfucking bitch ass cum slut crackwhore twat waffle, I didn't assume, you told us. Now, go drink some chlorine.

You did assume so WTF is it when you put your own sequence of events in my ****. IA is the only place where dumbass fools get to live life and to talk s hit because with words like that you have not been around much I can see. Get off IA and read a book or at least look at the pictures you Gump ass retard

[Echonova]

I've never smoked weed.

[slow_hatch]

So you drove to lunch, "blazed up", and how did you get back to work? You drove I see nothing funny about it, I was hoping you bent down to pick up our phone and got hit by someone who was also high. That would have been somewhat funny.

[quickdodge®]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Same here. What a fuccing idiot. There was a reason that while I was textually molesting this idiot, he could never catch back up to me. I hope your next "blazing" will be your last. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

with words like that you have not been around much I can see.

I guarantee you that I have been around and seen much more "dirty" shiit than you could imagine.

You, ma'am, have no room for argument in this thread. You are fuccing dumbass and dumbasses have no basis for a logical debate. Later, QD.

[Double_0_Rusty]

What a fcuking idiot. 1st of all who gives a fucc about you losing your phone? 2nd why the fucc are getting a butt hurt when people lash on your b!tch ass for driving after said blazing? 3rd even if you did smoke, and drove an hour later its still in your system, and you will probably be still feeling it. I give a fucc about my family, and other peoples well being, so you rank right up there with street racers.....peices of bovine sh!t. Here's a simple solution for yah:

1) Walk outside
2) Stand in the middle of the road
3) Wait for Qd's rig
4) Get hit by it
5) If that fails, start a fire, find a old, rusty razor blade, slit your wrists, then jump in the fire. You fuccing peice of gawddamn ****.

[ahmonrah]

BOY....SO THIS THREAD WENT TO HELL FAST.




ANYONE WANT TO BUY A GUN?? I'M LETTING IT GO CHEAP...HAVENT DONE OR ADMITTED TO ANYTHING DUMB ENOUGH TO WARRANT USING IT(COUGH,COUGH)

[Maniaç]

Seems like people are quick to judge now a days. So he got baked, whats the big deal? He drove, so what? I understand the fact that he put his life and others in danger, yet nothing happened. Alot of you are just jumping on the bandwangon and know you wouldn't be saying this if one of your friends did it.

In conclusion...

Retard living among us - Check
Bandwagon jumpers- Check
Thread failure - Check

[Echonova]

What I find funny is I know for a fact some of the "bandwangoneers" have had a drink and then drove. Doesn't matter only one or two and you waited an hour... "it's still in your system." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[quickdodge®]

So he got baked, whats the big deal?

Nothing if you do it in your own home so it is only you that you're killing.

He drove, so what? I understand the fact that he put his life and others in danger, yet nothing happened.

That's idiot thinking for you if there ever was any.

Alot of you are just jumping on the bandwangon and know you wouldn't be saying this if one of your friends did it.

How do you know? You don't have much room to bash on "bandwagon jumpers," dude. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

3rd even if you did smoke, and drove an hour later its still in your system, and you will probably be still feeling it.

Exactly. The idiot even said he "got back to work high." Later, QD.

[LS2ner]

The OP still never did respond to my textual bashing.