Really? Hmmmm, let's see if your own words betray you, shall we?
Did you smoke a pipe with flavored tobacco or weed in said parking lot?

Hmmmmm......
Let's see, the #1 comes before the #2 and it comes before the #3, etc. We all learned that in Pre-K. Got it. So that means that #4 was the time where you got "high", huh? Cool.
Wait, cue the Twillight Zone music......Is it #4 again???

Oh, wait.....guess you're STILL "high" and forgot that 5 comes AFTER #4. I'll help you out then.
#5, or in your case #4 part twice

, states that you RETURNED TO FIND THE PHONE. HOW exactly did you do that? Walked? Ran? Horseback? Then it's HIGHLY, pun intended, likely that you DROVE to "look for your phone" where you'd dropped it on the side of the road.
WHO is the real dumbass here now? Hmmmm......that's a hard question I know.
IA is true enough full of ass hats like you, but the difference is that other retards like you don't post up on a PUBLIC FORUM that they smoke weed while working. Hmmmm, genius material there. How about when you piss off someone and they make a phone call to your BOSS and suggest he/she should TEST you for drugs???? Wow, what a MENSA member you are. So now, you've given....in black and white writing, ammo for ANYONE that you piss off to shoot you with.
You still think weed hasn't shrunk your brain cell count to single digit numbers?????
