I still look at the word "what" like it's f*cking retarded. I mean come on. It sounds like "wut" but it's spelled w-h-a-t. It's "hat" with a f*cking "w" in front of it. Wouldn't it be pronounced "whAT" like a NY mobster with down sydrome? I mean, look at the word "that". It's not pronounced as "thut" is it? No, it's pronounced "THAT".

I hate that word.