Anyone else do this around Easter? I love Marshmallow peeps, but having them fight to the death in a microwave is even better.

1) You and your opponent pick your Marshmallow Peep Combatants
(Combatants may be outfitted with toothpick weapons or other confections)

2) Place the Combatants on a microwave-safe plate, hereby referred to as "The Arena"

3) Place The Arena and it's Combatants in the microwave and set the timer to 60 seconds.

4) The Peep that still looks the most normal win.
(Usually, both Combatants are smoldering piles by now. The victor is traditionally determined by a judges panel)

Good times.

Side Note: Smoldered Marshmallow Peeps taste like sugar, radiation, and @ss.