Some more to add.
"**** you and your bigoted apple pie."
"Dude if you would just show yourself and stop being invisible, we could chill."
"Bro I could smell you, just not see you."
"The door is only partly closed, come in."
"You got here from a ride from two tranny hookers? Did they blow you?"
"Dude I was talking to some french ***** for like 5 minutes and I was on the phone with her speaking french for 20 minutes."
"Bro, did the Chinaman try any tricks on you?"
"I think the people trying to get my socks are playing Pink Floyd."
"I only have 5 toes. Am I supposed to have 6. Is that normal?"
"I looked out the window and didn't see you. Move out from behind that car."
This has been an epic night.
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