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    Default Attn: Turdlag

    fuk u and goodnite..thats why u suffer from extreme case of nogettinpussysifilitisbutirubitoutonthedailysometi mes9timesamorning

    take that evo and slide on some gravel off a cliff or embankment, your choice



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    hater. just cause he got an evo and you got a pussxima...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    hater. just cause he got an evo and you got a pussxima...
    chk the juice stains in the back of the maxima..hint..its not MY wife's juice, but she does reside in GA and own a fake panda'd integra



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    chk the juice stains in the back of the maxima..hint..its not MY wife's juice, but she does reside in GA and own a fake panda'd integra
    yeah thanks for letting me use it last night man... i'd hate to get my human juice on the evo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    yeah thanks for letting me use it last night man... i'd hate to get my human juice on the evo...
    Evo nation shawty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    yeah thanks for letting me use it last night man... i'd hate to get my human juice on the evo...
    falsehoods..i gota replace my back window cuz tori's big ass head bust that **** while i was having he scream like tina turner when ike was beating on that ass...

    'now anna mae..lookah here now'

    I will do the awd shuffle on dat gravel, while yur maxima does a front wheel drive hop and slide on that same gravel and you fall off da cliff.
    fuk j00 turd

    Is nogettinpussysifilitisbutirubitoutonthedailysometi mes9timesamorning serious? Should I go to the doctor
    turdlag never got treated, but he's just addicted to pr0n and vaseline. when he's approached by women, he always says "talk to the hands"



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    fuk u and goodnite..thats why u suffer from extreme case of nogettinpussysifilitisbutirubitoutonthedailysometi mes9timesamorning

    take that evo and slide on some gravel off a cliff or embankment, your choice
    I will do the awd shuffle on dat gravel, while yur maxima does a front wheel drive hop and slide on that same gravel and you fall off da cliff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    fuk u and goodnite..thats why u suffer from extreme case of nogettinpussysifilitisbutirubitoutonthedailysometi mes9timesamorning

    take that evo and slide on some gravel off a cliff or embankment, your choice

    Is nogettinpussysifilitisbutirubitoutonthedailysometi mes9timesamorning serious? Should I go to the doctor


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    That......would be my bad. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03
    Is nogettinpussysifilitisbutirubitoutonthedailysometi mes9timesamorning serious? Should I go to the doctor
    he came up with dat because his wife gives her ***** to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    he came up with dat because his wife gives her ***** to me.
    at least ur still having wet dreams..i thought that was part of not being treated



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    Hey don't date on me because your bed is now my bed. She said she had enough of the 2 mins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    Hey don't date on me because your bed is now my bed. She said she had enough of the 2 mins.
    *****..i have my own tv show...60mins..plz believe me..but the clothes in the dryer for 70mins..went to 'work', close finished drying and i'm still at work

    true story, shoulda reported(recorded) it last night



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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    Hey don't date on me because your bed is now my bed. She said she had enough of the 2 mins.
    so you do his wife too? what days do you have? i got mondays wednesdays and fridays...

    im guessing you got tues thurs and saturdays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    so you do his wife too? what days do you have? i got mondays wednesdays and fridays...

    im guessing you got tues thurs and saturdays.
    damn you are on point, those are my days exactly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    damn you are on point, those are my days exactly.
    I always knwe there was something wrong with that broad. i'd say he's my friend i cant do this. she'd say just get on with it, he could never do the things you latin people can. then i'd shrug and say OKAY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    I always knwe there was something wrong with that broad. i'd say he's my friend i cant do this. she'd say just get on with it, he could never do the things you latin people can. then i'd shrug and say OKAY!


    *calls tori*

    "i think we need to get a room for the month, ill call you with the details"

    *hangs up*

    ill talk to yall n*ggas later



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    I always knwe there was something wrong with that broad. i'd say he's my friend i cant do this. she'd say just get on with it, he could never do the things you latin people can. then i'd shrug and say OKAY!
    lol @ latin status being brought in da pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    so you do his wife too? what days do you have? i got mondays wednesdays and fridays...

    im guessing you got tues thurs and saturdays.
    ed..u gona be one dead brazilian..shipped back to ur home country



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    ed isnt latin btw..he's mexican



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    Ed did she do dat spitting thing she did with me. She spat on my ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    Ed did she do dat spitting thing she did with me. She spat on my ****.
    yea ed's wife is nasty like that



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    GHEY ......1

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    ed isnt latin btw..he's mexican
    gross

    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    Ed did she do dat spitting thing she did with me. She spat on my ****.
    yeah a few times... she wanted me to punch her around a few times too during it... she said her "husband" would never do such a thing... he too skurd of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    gross



    yeah a few times... she wanted me to punch her around a few times too during it... she said her "husband" would never do such a thing... he too skurd of her.
    lol @ PBS being a B!tch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    lol @ PBS being a B!tch





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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    yeah a few times... she wanted me to punch her around a few times too during it... she said her "husband" would never do such a thing... he too skurd of her.
    we both know the truth behind this statement..i wear the titanium balls in this household.



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    we both know the truth behind this statement.. my wife wears the titanium balls in this household.
    fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
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    care for me to rerelate the story from last thursday when the wife wanted to get 'buck'

    handed that broad her stuff so she could get packing and gtfo



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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    care for me to rerelate the story from last thursday when the wife wanted to get 'buck'

    handed that broad her stuff so she could get packing and gtfo
    or at least thats your version of the story...

    if i had her number she wouldve told me the truth...

    *pbs on knees* please dont leave me.

    *wife* *** ga fu ck you

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    fuk awl yawl



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    ..
    great sucess.

    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    fuk awl yawl

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    Quote Originally Posted by PBS
    fuk awl yawl

    Bwahahahahahahahaha playa hater!!!

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    We gonna run the amtrack on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    We gonna run the amtrack on her.
    as soon u get all that lead i'ma deposit in your ass out huh



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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    We gonna run the amtrack on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turblag
    We gonna run the amtrack on her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro
    lolz
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