i need a new boyfriend v 2.0

[Farrow2005]

cawk stab in the mouth.

[blaknoize]

Hey, she's a pretty lil white girl.

[autumnk5]

**** THAT *****!

[blaknoize]

^yea.....

[civic95]

I don't have time to date, but we can still :idb:

[autumnk5]

the girl went to taco bell with me once. like i usually only hung out with her to go with her to parties and **** because she knew of some crazy ass ones.

anyways, so she starts going through her phonebook looking for someone to hang out with. soo... she just starts naming at least 40 guys and said how they were in bed and ****.

and i'm like are you for real? and i think she was not kidding.

ew.

[Nismo]

She looks poor. I dont like poor people.

[Psycho]

the girl went to taco bell with me once. like i usually only hung out with her to go with her to parties and **** because she knew of some crazy ass ones.

anyways, so she starts going through her phonebook looking for someone to hang out with. soo... she just starts naming at least 40 guys and said how they were in bed and ****.

and i'm like are you for real? and i think she was not kidding.

ew.

Mmmmmmmm, what was she wearing?

[autumnk5]

She looks poor. I dont like poor people.

Do you mean she looks like a whore? true story.

IDK if she's poor or not.. don't care. I just know she sleeps with guys for money & drugs.

i think she was wearing her work clothes.... she just got off working at ruby tuesday's.

[nightracer]

okay, i realized while i was gone, that IA has received a new Attn Whore. I felt extremely sad. Anyways, I am single. I've been single for 3 weeks now? It gets lonely at night. So I need someone to fill that void.

Just leave your name on this thread. I will choose a winner. :idb:

http://www.applyspace.com/alwaysup2sumtyn/boyfriend

Make sure your ***** ain't smellin' like a wet dog and I may consider.

Wait, I retract myself from the running on the basis that I lack the emotions necessary for a relationship. Then again if you fancy you can get engaged to my balls and marry my ****.

[Psycho]

oh really? well what are you wearing?

[LS2ner]

Any guy that made serious posts about getting with this chick needs punched in the balls.

[JustinSane110™]

Any guy that made serious posts about getting with this chick needs punched in the balls.

[quickdodge®]

Do you mean she looks like a whore? true story.

IDK if she's poor or not.. don't care. I just know she sleeps with guys for money & drugs.

Later, QD.

[Nismo]

Do you mean she looks like a whore? true story.

IDK if she's poor or not.. don't care. I just know she sleeps with guys for money & drugs.

i think she was wearing her work clothes.... she just got off working at ruby tuesday's.

I was actually talking about you.....

[autumnk5]

I was actually talking about you.....

I highly doubt I'm poor. Very highly.

I'm not rich, but i'm definitely not poor.

[Firefightin_tC]

I highly doubt I'm poor. Very highly.

I'm not rich, but i'm definitely not poor.

Where do work at?

I mean your parents are probably well-taken care of.

Which means you're probably broke because if it wasn't for your folks, who I'm thinkin' about turning in to the local authorities for actually giving birth to you and not flushing you down the toliet, you'd be broke as sh!t.

But what do you to earn your money? What job are to currently holding down to earn a income. How much in taxes do you pay in a year?

Wait...your in college, right?

Do you have a full-time job? I doubt it. It's probably why you're on IA trying to find a date or a long-term relationship that'll last probably as long as a few weeks. I feel sorry for the guy who decides to waste the time to date you and actually put forth an effort.

-JB

[autumnk5]

I help my parents out, thank you very much. They give me commissions for equipment & bikes I sell. They also give me allowance.

Most places I can't work at, because I have scoliosis. Most places won't hire kids in high school.

I'm not in college. I'm in high school, senior.

Lots of guys who know me irl want to date me. Just because I act a certain way on a forum doesn't mean I act that way irl.

Plus, this whole thread was a joke if you must know.

[Crazy Asian]

Hrm...

[quickdodge®]

Wait...your in college, right?

College? Never insult an institution of higher learning by confusing a college with alternative/drop out people's school. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Plus, this whole thread was a joke if you must know.

As are you.

If anyone can stand the stench, I hear there's plenty of "all you can eat crab" at the Autumn Y Cafe.

Get off the site. Find another forum to infest. Later, QD.

[Firefightin_tC]

College? Never insult an institution of higher learning by confusing a college with alternative/drop out people's school. Later, QD.

My deepest apologizes my dearest QD. Please extend forgive to suh a whelp like me sir, lol.

[Shawna]

omg can this skank please go away already

[LS2ner]

I help my parents out, thank you very much. They give me commissions for equipment & bikes I sell. They also give me allowance.

Most places I can't work at, because I have scoliosis. Most places won't hire kids in high school.

I'm not in college. I'm in high school, senior.

Lots of guys who know me irl want to date me. Just because I act a certain way on a forum doesn't mean I act that way irl.

Plus, this whole thread was a joke if you must know.

Contents in red: How severe is said Scoliosis? Just because your spine isn't straight doesn't mean that your are incapable of performing mundane tasks. Also, Do you realize the adverse effects some drugs have on your body?

Contents in green: This statement is highly untrue. Ive had a job since I was a Freshman in high school. You choose to work for your parents because they won't fire you and they won't be anywhere near as strict as a regular employer would be.


So please, don't look for pity when you obviously deserve none. Own up to your flaws and fu*king except it. If you didn't pretend to be so perfect and cool maybe people wouldn't rag you as much. The Attention whore thing to is obviously fu*king pathetic.

[Lizbiz101]

omg can this skank please go away already

x2

[BTLFED]

Contents in red: How severe is said Scoliosis? Just because your spine isn't straight doesn't mean that your are incapable of performing mundane tasks. Also, Do you realize the adverse effects some drugs have on your body?

Contents in green: This statement is highly untrue. Ive had a job since I was a Freshman in high school. You choose to work for your parents because they won't fire you and they won't be anywhere near as strict as a regular employer would be.


So please, don't look for pity when you obviously deserve none. Own up to your flaws and fu*king except it. If you didn't pretend to be so perfect and cool maybe people wouldn't rag you as much. The Attention whore thing to is obviously fu*king pathetic.

QFT

[v-empire]

did i win?

oh well.

at least i won scrappy sexy pants!

women's tennis just keeps getting fresh.

[LS2ner]

QFT

QFT x2! Lolz.

Reps to your good sir.

[Jimmy Aaja]

so...

i know i'm a new user and all.
but i'd really love you're advice
on how to be such an ugly stank ass whore.

another question-
the herpes?
is it really as bad as people say?
you're a poster child for valtrex.
its getting expensive these days...
you should get these men to pay you or something.
a quarter a person should cover it.

[nreggie454]

so...

i know i'm a new user and all.
but i'd really love you're advice
on how to be such an ugly stank ass whore.

another question-
the herpes?
is it really as bad as people say?
you're a poster child for valtrex.
its getting expensive these days...
you should get these men to pay you or something.
a quarter a person should cover it.

BOOO BANDWAGON HOPPIN' NOOB LOOKIN FOR EASY REPS!!!!

Back on topic, autumnk5, just GTFO of here.

[LS2ner]

so...

i know i'm a new user and all.
but i'd really love you're advice
on how to be such an ugly stank ass whore.

another question-
the herpes?
is it really as bad as people say?
you're a poster child for valtrex.
its getting expensive these days...
you should get these men to pay you or something.
a quarter a person should cover it.

Requesting IP check. I have a feeling this is a AE.

[autumnk5]

Winner will be said in 24 hours, if I don't get banned.

If I do, I will post winner on Monday.

[UpSideDownDesi]

Name: Kumar Patel Brown
I pay you whole 1 dolla....if you good then i double it. If you gulp then tripple...u get rich.

I win

[BTLFED]

so...

i know i'm a new user and all.
but i'd really love you're advice
on how to be such an ugly stank ass whore.

another question-
the herpes?
is it really as bad as people say?
you're a poster child for valtrex.
its getting expensive these days...
you should get these men to pay you or something.
a quarter a person should cover it.

Something is fishy about you "Jimmy"

[delslo]

lol but i live in columbus too. im sure that you arenot single anymore but in ever see the miata in town, why dont you come to american buffalo??

[delslo]

i will see u there!

[RandomGuy]

so...

i know i'm a new user and all.
but i'd really love you're advice
on how to be such an ugly stank ass whore.

another question-
the herpes?
is it really as bad as people say?
you're a poster child for valtrex.
its getting expensive these days...
you should get these men to pay you or something.
a quarter a person should cover it.

LMFAO that is a funny ass username

lol i have no idea how i know this but that username is a reference to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgYtkCySen8

[delslo]

i never saw you sat??

[Ronsam2006]

Name: Kumar Patel Brown
I pay you whole 1 dolla....if you good then i double it. If you gulp then tripple...u get rich.

I win

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...lol....

I cant believe this thread has extended to 20 pages.

[Dr.G35]

this is a sad excuse of a thread