I need a new boyfriend

[ahmonrah]

if your looking for fun im always looking to pick up another client, you can call me your BT(boy toy) like the other women do, or call me you "personal trainer" little less used but more discreet, lmk, first 'hang'out is always on the house

~slapped for MANWHORE INFRINGEMENT~
~AHEM~

AS CEO of POUNDAGE PROVIDERS INC. we operate all over the U.S., from the CAROLINAS(P.B.S.) TO CHICAGO, AND OUT WEST TO COLORADO, WITH SPECIALLY TRAINED MANWHORES TO PROVIDE AN EXCELLENT AND NO STRINGS ATTACHED EXPERIENCE FOR THOSE LOOKING TO THAT "THAT LIL OLE THANG" outta your memory!

all our manwhores undergo an intensive interviewing process (contacting past "clients" for quality assurance) and cover all races and body types~

want brad pitt? WE'VE GOT CHAD B!

WANT SOME GEORGE CLOONEY? (SHOOTS TRANQUILIZER DART AT LEISA) HERE'S BRETT!

LOOKING FOR A LIL THUG IN 'YA LIFE? SWOLEJAMAICA WEEEL 'ANDLE DA PUM-PUM

WANT AN R&B SOULBROTHA? BABYJ....curtain call!

lookin for that roughneck west coast ese? (SHOOTS TRANQUILIZER DART towards...) he's gonna be expensive.....

WE AT P.P.INC. even provide that "oh help,eek, terrorists" fetish some chicks love.

YUSEF
RANDOMGUY
AND
UPSIDEDOWNDESI

plus a few others are on contract....so long as their outta GITMO.

so just remember, hit AHMONRAH and lemme know if forgetting is what you really want to do....i may be able to assist.