i figure

[quickdodge®]

i do value education.

If you valued an education, then why are you 20 years old and still not graduated HS? Which brings me to the next quote:

i'm getting a high school diploma. just in less time than other kids in a classroom.

How are you getting it in less time when it's taking you longer? You're past the normal graduating age. So how is it less time?

you are only an ia guy's girlfriend.

I have to call out a funny when I see one. Later, QD.