Quote Originally Posted by autumnk5
wtf? that's wrong.



i told my best friend that i slept with her boyfriend while she was in florida. LOL.

i told another good friend of mine that i thought she was a **** then i cussed her out. and she was like omg what the **** happened? what did i do? then i was like april fools and she was like man i was about to kick a *****'s ass.

my dad was speaking really highly of me. then i was like i'm pregnant. and he just dropped his jaw. and i was like april fools. LOL.

im planning on telling mom that i totaled my car into a pole lol she'll flip a ****.


EDIT:

Also planning on telling an ex that i'm pregnant with his baby. i'll see how that goes over.
LAME and uncreative.