10 April Fools Pranks

[Brett]

1. Placed a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a men's room to make it appear someone was using the stall. It sat there for hours until someone called security to check if the person had died.

2. Sent a fake love note to a co-worker from another co-worker.

3. All the women in office individually spoke to the president, confiding that she is pregnant. By noon, he 'knew' that all of his female workers were pregnant and he could not tell anyone because each asked for confidentially.

4. Called the electric company, used a co-worker's name and told them he was moving so the electricity got turned off at the co-worker's house.

5. Filled the vending soda machine with cans of beer.

6. Rigged the boss' chair to drop suddenly during a staff meeting.

7. Placed a sign on the restroom door that read, "The company ran out of toilet tissue; please use your own resources."

8. Paged a co-worker over the loud speaker claiming the CEO was looking for him. The worker went into the CEOs office and the CEO didn't know who he was or why he was there.

9. Shrink-wrapped everything in a co-worker's cubicle.

10. Put a 'house for sale' ad in the newspaper regarding a co-worker's home.

[Doppelgänger]

I made 50 photocopies of paperclips on blank sheets of paper. I then proceeded to randomly insert the paper-clipped papers in the stack of paper that prints off our STN orders for everyone in engineering. Now when people print their orders, they'll have random sheets of paper with paper clips on them. It looks like there were paperclips in the printer. Hehehe

[HalfBaked]

I took a needle and poked holes in all my roommates condoms!!!

[autumnk5]

I took a needle and poked holes in all my roommates condoms!!!

wtf? that's wrong.



i told my best friend that i slept with her boyfriend while she was in florida. LOL.

i told another good friend of mine that i thought she was a **** then i cussed her out. and she was like omg what the **** happened? what did i do? then i was like april fools and she was like man i was about to kick a *****'s ass.

my dad was speaking really highly of me. then i was like i'm pregnant. and he just dropped his jaw. and i was like april fools. LOL.

im planning on telling mom that i totaled my car into a pole lol she'll flip a ****.


EDIT:

Also planning on telling an ex that i'm pregnant with his baby. i'll see how that goes over.

[Doppelgänger]

OK, i just did another one.

Went into the ONLY mens room on our lower level and locked all the stalls shut from the inside. Neat little trick to this. Take toilet paper and twist it up ti make it look kinda like a rope. Then you loosely tie it around the latch (the slide style one... not the knob). Then you close the door and pull the TP through the crack. This pulls the latch and when it's done, the TP rips away effective locking the door without having to crawl under to climb over the walls.

[HalfBaked]

No, its not wrong.

In a year when my friends have babies I can be "HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU KNOCKED UP THAT WHORE?! LOL! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!"

It's the prank that keeps on going...

[Doppelgänger]

wtf? that's wrong.



i told my best friend that i slept with her boyfriend while she was in florida. LOL.

i told another good friend of mine that i thought she was a **** then i cussed her out. and she was like omg what the **** happened? what did i do? then i was like april fools and she was like man i was about to kick a *****'s ass.

my dad was speaking really highly of me. then i was like i'm pregnant. and he just dropped his jaw. and i was like april fools. LOL.

im planning on telling mom that i totaled my car into a pole lol she'll flip a ****.


EDIT:

Also planning on telling an ex that i'm pregnant with his baby. i'll see how that goes over.

LAME and uncreative.

[MistaCee]

I took a needle and poked holes in all my roommates condoms!!!

That soo messed up

[autumnk5]

well at least im not poking holes in condoms... that's horrible. maybe i should do that to the ones i have and give them out to my friends.... HAHA!

[HalfBaked]

Or maybe I'll try and get laid today. Then tell the girl I'm STD free.

Then later on after I cum inside her yell "APRIL FOOLS YOU HAVE GONORRHEA!!"

[Farrow2005]

Or maybe I'll try and get laid today. Then tell the girl I'm STD free.

Then later on after I cum inside her yell "APRIL FOOLS YOU HAVE GONORRHEA!!"

LAWLZ

so ****ed up

[KPowerEP3]

Or maybe I'll try and get laid today. Then tell the girl I'm STD free.

Then later on after I cum inside her yell "APRIL FOOLS YOU HAVE GONORRHEA!!"

Win!

[koukis14]

Coworker told me today when he was in high school he shat in the litter box and his mom thought the cat did it.....and cleaned it up.

[autumnk5]

someone so totally just tried to prank me.

and i'm like it's April the 2nd now.

[Brett]

Or maybe I'll try and get laid today. Then tell the girl I'm STD free.

Then later on after I cum inside her yell "APRIL FOOLS YOU HAVE GONORRHEA!!"