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  1. 03-20-2008, 03:25 PM #1
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    Default whats the best way

    to beat a female's ass without leaving any visible evidence of trauma; marks, scratches, cuts, bruises, etc?

    this thought came across my mind while reading a poorly put together thread about wal mart and rollback pricing.

    I have several methods which are my favorito but like to hear whats goin on out there. DISCUSS.
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  2. 03-20-2008, 03:26 PM #2
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    phonebook
    Val for President

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
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    i concur
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  4. 03-20-2008, 03:28 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    i concur
    just make sure its the "Yellow Pages" not Yellow Book
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    YEA CLUBBIN EM LIKE A BABY SEAL GETS THE POINT ACROSS.. BUT I ENDED UP W/ SOME POPEYE FOREARMS AFTER A WHILE, NOT COOL

    DRAGGIN BY THE HAIR IS AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE
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    cooter punch, cause you can play that off as her being a ****
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    punch in the back of the head....
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    there are your options...kthxbye



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    kick her in the nuts ese

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    OH SH*T look who showed up...its mark aka 50 bents



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    ATTACK HER EMOTIONALLY!!!



    THAT LEAVES LASTING AFFECTS!


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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    OH SH*T look who showed up...its mark aka 50 bents
    50 bents sounds like a move i put on your moms last night that old heifer

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    kick her in the nuts ese
    did he really just post???^^
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    Soap in a Sock, Sack of Oranges...

    There are a lot of options that will allow you to beat someone into submission without leaving marks.
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    LMAO @ MARK


    OUTTA NOWHERE SON!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    did he really just post???^^
    whatup killer??

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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    50 bents sounds like a move i put on your moms last night that old heifer
    wow..now thats a hit, from one that loves hits



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
    whatup killer??
    ITS HIM ITS REALLY HIM!!! lol


    not much man!! you? been awhile homie!!!
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    hit it and split it

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    Soap in a sock leaves HUGE ****ing welts/marks. If you weren't limp wristed you'd know this. :p
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    you could just beat the girl's ass, and have an alibi. that works too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostRL
    Soap in a sock leaves HUGE ****ing welts/marks. If you weren't limp wristed you'd know this. :p
    What kinda soap are you using? lol It's always worked for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran
    What kinda soap are you using? lol It's always worked for me.
    probably dollar general soap...gota use ivory soap..duhhh everybody knows that



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    I JUST BAG UP THEM CHEAPIE HOTEL SOAPS, THEY DO THE TRICK, AND TEND TO HURT MORE FROM ALL THOSE CORNERS

    GOOD WORK IN HERE FELLAS, KEEP IT UP
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    yea but they leave those 'dimples' when the corners hit..get ur knowledge up



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    1lb bag of flour poured into a plastic bag... then put that in a pillow case....
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    thats what that mark is on kellys back



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    rubber mallet...


    if it doesn't bang up your car... it won't leave a bruise.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by phatboislim
    thats what that mark is on kellys back
    no i potato sacked her....


    the flour trick doesn't leave a mark son!! lol
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    lololol



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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