bleachin my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikesEK]

I'm bleachin my hair (as I type) and my fvckin scalp is on fire!!!!!!!
is this normal????

[BKgen®]

queer eye for the ambiguous guy?

[RandomGuy]

either you're a white kid trying to be black (like eminem)

or a black kid trying to be white (like most uppity black people in malcolm X era) lirl

or you're azn: Most likely korean and wear orange jackets with bleached hair and random strange bright ass colors with your wierd ass trends and style.

[mikesEK]

umm yeah .........I dunno what that means ,but I just washed it out and my scalp is still on fire ,and its yellowish and it feels coarse and kinda pubic hair feeling I dunno how to explain it

queer eye for the ambiguous guy?

[redrumracer]

either you're a white kid trying to be black (like eminem)

or a black kid trying to be white (like most uppity black people in malcolm X era) lirl

or you're azn: Most likely korean and wear orange jackets with bleached hair and random strange bright ass colors with your wierd ass trends and style.

well the name mike rules out options two and three for different reasons

[mikesEK]

I'm 110% Georgia cracker....Long story ....I'm dying it white ,so I can dye it green for this weekend....going to Savannah

[redrumracer]

umm yeah .........I dunno what that means ,but I just washed it out and my scalp is still on fire ,and its yellowish and it feels coarse and kinda pubic hair feeling I dunno who to explain it

hmmmmm do you not pay attn to the package when it say that it may cause skin irritation???????? if not go back and reread the bottle then next time go out and get the stuff that your supposed to do it with

[thecrazyone]

lol at all posts in this thread.

[RandomGuy]

well the name mike rules out options two and three for different reasons

what about Mike Jones?



and also the Azn noise nomenclature theory.

How azns get named on the first noise heard after birth.. Why you have Pings, Bongs, Ducs, Phucs, Tins, Jins, Pot, etc.... Basically an Azn noise theory component that sounds like "Mike" ... aka 'ite' bike kyke dyke mipe mite... etc Automatically gets rounded up to Mike during assimilation in the US


DUHH

therefore a jdm mike and negroid mike can exist

[thecrazyone]

what about Mike Jones?



and also the Azn noise nomenclature theory.

How azns get named on the first noise heard after birth.. Why you have Pings, Bongs, Ducs, Phucs, Tins, Jins, Pot, etc.... Basically an Azn noise theory component that sounds like "Mike" ... aka 'ite' bike kyke dyke mipe mite... etc Automatically gets rounded up to Mike during assimilation in the US


DUHH

therefore a jdm mike and negroid mike can exist

did u say something?

[mikesEK]

pics...no flaming ...dont wanna hear yer sh!t .....prolly gonna hear it anyways

[mikesEK]

yes it is a bomb....in before you ask

[mikesEK]

you said negroid

what about Mike Jones?



and also the Azn noise nomenclature theory.

How azns get named on the first noise heard after birth.. Why you have Pings, Bongs, Ducs, Phucs, Tins, Jins, Pot, etc.... Basically an Azn noise theory component that sounds like "Mike" ... aka 'ite' bike kyke dyke mipe mite... etc Automatically gets rounded up to Mike during assimilation in the US


DUHH

therefore a jdm mike and negroid mike can exist

[redrumracer]

what about Mike Jones?



and also the Azn noise nomenclature theory.

How azns get named on the first noise heard after birth.. Why you have Pings, Bongs, Ducs, Phucs, Tins, Jins, Pot, etc.... Basically an Azn noise theory component that sounds like "Mike" ... aka 'ite' bike kyke dyke mipe mite... etc Automatically gets rounded up to Mike during assimilation in the US


DUHH

therefore a jdm mike and negroid mike can exist

but the fact that his name is mike and is bleaching his hair and on here takes out the black/brown factor.

second well ive never met a azn mike. and if there were one im pretty sure he would already acquired the knowledge on how to bleach ones hair based on the fact the azns have lots of weird hair colors.

[Whiteboy™]

Can the real slim shady, please stand up

[RandomGuy]

but the fact that his name is mike and is bleaching his hair and on here takes out the black/brown factor.

second well ive never met a azn mike. and if there were one im pretty sure he would already acquired the knowledge on how to bleach ones hair based on the fact the azns have lots of weird hair colors.

Dude.....

With the way they are freely rounding names up and down to assimilate into English, I wouldn't be surprised to see a Tyrone Nguyen (perhaps sum1 bumped against a table and something fell off and hit the ground) Or even a freakin Wilford Tran

[Got Milk?]

I think your hair line is F-UP

[redrumracer]

Dude.....

With the way they are freely rounding names up and down to assimilate into English, I wouldn't be surprised to see a Tyrone Nguyen (perhaps sum1 bumped against a table and something fell off and hit the ground) Or even a freakin Wilford Tran

but then that still leaves the fact that azns are presumably smart when it comes to doing weird shit to there hair to get all the different colors.

[mikesEK]

redrum & randomguy ='s

[toxxxic]

Haha. No, its bad when your scalp burns. Its not supposed to burn, annnd you're not supposed to put it directly on your scalp lol

But if you decide to go eminem again, put vaseline on your scalp before you put on the bleach so it won't burn

But you seem to be alive still so nothing to worry about

[mikesEK]

the box said put vasaline on yer ears...but I dont have any so I skipped that part

Haha. No, its bad when your scalp burns. Its not supposed to burn, annnd you're not supposed to put it directly on your scalp lol

But if you decide to go eminem again, put vaseline on your scalp before you put on the bleach so it won't burn

But you seem to be alive still so nothing to worry about

[mikesEK]

Imma test a green part......I'll post pics in a few

[RandomGuy]

but then that still leaves the fact that azns are presumably smart when it comes to doing weird shit to there hair to get all the different colors.

good point

[toxxxic]

Lol if you want it reeeaaallllly super green, put the dye on, put a shower cap over it (one of those cheap plastic ones) and blow dry it on high heat (heat makes it process faster and more intensely)

You may have to do it a few times. And you'll want to make sure to use vaseline with that around your hair line or you'll have a green face for a week or so

Hahaha

[mikesEK]

thanks for the tip!!!! I was told the green would stain my scalp if it gets on there

Lol if you want it reeeaaallllly super green, put the dye on, put a shower cap over it (one of those cheap plastic ones) and blow dry it on high heat (heat makes it process faster and more intensely)

You may have to do it a few times. And you'll want to make sure to use vaseline with that around your hair line or you'll have a green face for a week or so

Hahaha

[toxxxic]

It will. Badly lol. Like, it will not wash off for a week. No lie.

[mikesEK]

yall remember that movie BEDAZZLED and when that guy was that doofy lookin basketball player..I KINDA LOOK LIKE THAT DUDE NOW...I havnt seen that movie in a while tho

theres no I in team and as a team I think we did pretty guuuud

Imma show yall what I'm talkin bout

[Revmaynard]

Your head is fcking red, dude. You should follow instructions when messing with chemicals fyi.

[mikesEK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2j-sehg21g
CLICK THE LINK
sorta looks the same

[mikesEK]

dont be lookin at my nose hairs

[BKgen®]

LOLOL LOOKS LIKE A F*CKIN ALBINO CHIHUAHUA

[Sammich]

LOLOL LOOKS LIKE A F*CKIN ALBINO CHIHUAHUA

[mikesEK]

thanks yall....I was having some esteem issues but now I feel better

[MistaCee]

I think your hair line is F-UP

x2 Rogaine!



Also will the real slim shady please stand up

[BKgen®]

thanks yall....I was having some esteem issues but now I feel better

lol we still <3 u


and we're kidding. (some of us)

[JITB]

bleach ur tongue hairs.....

[Brett]

I'm bleachin my hair (as I type) and my fvckin scalp is on fire!!!!!!!
is this normal????

Leisa did that to my hair about 5 years ago, and OMG!!! That **** made my scalp burn like I was in the sun for 30 days straight, It hurt so bad and I decided after the 2nd time, F*CK THIS!!! LOL