no joke... i dont know if its some sort of jedi subliminal messages or something, but FIJI brand bottled water tasted freakin 1337 to me... its soooooooooo damn refreshing, even though 'water is water' ... i'm sure chemically they aren't all the same due to different amounts of solvents in teh water depending on the origin of where the water was bottled... ... for some reason fiji brand water is ON POINT for me... or maybe its just the packaging or something but mannnnnnnn its so damn thirst quenching