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must be...LOLOriginally Posted by 03RCode
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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I've been talking to the same dude for like an hour now. It's hilarious.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
we should rename this thread to 3,000 pages of epicness
I've never LOL'd so hard in my life.
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1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
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You: i drop kick little girls
Stranger: lol
Stranger: congradulations ur in my youtube video
You: i know right
Stranger: i'm trying to find the funniest person on here and so far your the one
Stranger: say hi to youtube
You: whats up youtube
You: oh and in my free time i slap babies
Stranger: hey it's morgan freeman,have any bones you need collected??
Stranger: ........ ur boring
Stranger: boreing
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LOL
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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Stranger: oh hai
You: z0mg
You: hai2ewe2
Stranger: oh that's a mind fuck of an abbrevation
You: agreed
Stranger: but approved
Stranger: what's up?
You: fucking babies, shaking titties, and licking strawberry icing off taints
You: yourself?
Stranger: decicively less exciting
You: thats totally weaksos my friend
Stranger: i know
You: want a random email full of nudes?
Stranger: no i'm good thanks
You: lamesauce
Stranger: i got a lot of internets to get porn from
You: everyone loves random tits and vagine
Stranger: but email porn is so needless
Stranger: and dangerous
Stranger: and i'm not about to give my email to random people on omegle
You: how is it dangerous? i took the pics
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1247595728
You: theres a preview
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1247595744 and another
Stranger: i don't know if i want to go
Stranger: this seems like a trap to me
You: its on photobucket?
You: lol
You: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1247595793 have another
Stranger: not bad, but like i said i have little need for your motionless porn
You: i just love ruining girls lives by putting pictures they entrusted me with all over the internet
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: it's really dumb for them to do that
You: its so much ufn
You: fun*
You: esspecially to email them to their parents
You: thats the best
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: that's so heartless
You: who needs a heart when you have a penis and silver toungue?
You: i can talk bitches into nudes in 2.3 seconds
You: within 5 seconds their on the way to their parents inbox, or even their front doorstep in a large manilla envelope
Stranger: word
You: you should try it sometime, it's good for the lulz
Stranger: i would but i have no internet at home and now i'm at work
You: do it from work
You: where do you think i am?
You: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: small office + boss' office behind me = no
You: im sure you're boss loves tits as much as the next man
Stranger: true
Stranger: his wife works down the hall and she is hot
You: if you're boss gets mad about it, just announce to the whole office that hes a raging homosexual
You: pork his wife, then send pics in an envelope to his house... it doesn't get any more epic
Stranger: foolproof
Stranger: then i don't have a job
You: unemployeement FTW
You: or just start prostituting
You: it pays well
Stranger: i'd imagine but then i have to get lube and a sexy new dress
Stranger: it just seems so involved
You: lube is for babies, midgets, and old people
You: the dress, no one buys a hooker for its clothes, you'll be just as well off in your undies
Stranger: but in winter it will not be very efficient to be out in undies
You: wear a large coat with nothing under it
You: a little air on the downstairs will be a bit of a skip in everyones step
Stranger: god this is just getting better and better
You: iknorite
Stranger: i see know downside beside eternal hellfire
Stranger: but after those winters on the street i guess it's a nice change of pace
You: god has no problem with hookers, if he did why would a cock fit in a vagina so nicely?
You: i mean, for reallys
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: interesting
You: for reals broski
Stranger: it's like legos or something
You: exactly
You: it fits together like an erecter set
You: just more like an erection set
Stranger: zing
You: it's a completely epic idea
You: then on the side you can strip from time to time
You: you'll be bringing in that coin in no time
Stranger: my assistant principal in hs was a stripper
Stranger: his name was coffee cake
You: thats the gayest thing i've ever heard
You: if i was going to dance around with my staff of opportunity out for everyone to see, my name totally wouldn't be coffee cake
Stranger: right
You: i mean, it just doesn't sound "I'm going to rip your asshole like the grand canyon" enough
Stranger: it really doesn't, although it might have played well to the seniors in the audience
You: he needs to be something more like Nurse, or Depends Dude for that crowd
You: i'd say something more along the lines of King Cobra Cock, or Major Massive Manmeat
Stranger: this is interesting and all, but it's going into rediculous territory
Stranger: making me mouth dry for purified water
You: it's been there for a while
Stranger: i know
You: so how about those red sox?
Stranger: don't give a shit about them
You: what the hail bro
You: not a sox fan?
You: if your a yankees fan ill disconnect this ish right now
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean if i was to pick between the two i'd go boston
Stranger: but i really don't care
You: well you're not such a bad guy then... i like boston, and anyone playing the yanks
Stranger: word
You: college football... whos your team?
Stranger: art school, don't have any preferance
You: damnit.
You: you're starting to fail at lkife
You: life*
You: much like my typing
Stranger: but a good friend goes to purdue and i've been to their games the most
Stranger: so i guess boiler up
You: eh, not too bad of a choice
You: have watched much since drew brees left
Stranger: well, my friend recently graduated so no
You: so art school? are you a fairy, or just doing it for the hoes... cause i totally couldn't blame you for the latter
Stranger: no, i go to art school but for something that isn't a complete fuck-up of a life choice, audio
Stranger: not like those retard fine-arts majors
You: ah, thats almost understandble
You: you'd rank higher in my book if you said you did it for the whores
Stranger: and it was cheap and in my home city
Stranger: well there's about 3 chicks in my department
Stranger: so i fucked up hard
You: you failed like terrible
You: like michael jackson failed at living to see his 60th birthday
Stranger: ouch
You: too soon?
Stranger: nah it's alright
Stranger: there's already a book coming out about how fucked up he was
You: i mean i could have been like you fail like the pilots on 9/11
You: thats not as recent
Stranger: guess what
You: jacko was one sick sumvabish
Stranger: that's my birthday
You: thats pretty damn awesome
You: it's no where near my birthday
Stranger: it was fucked up man, it was supposed to be awesome
Stranger: i was getting stitches out even
You: it's still pretty damn awesome, you can celebrate on a day that roughly .325% of the gene pool was wiped out
Stranger: it's like my mom telling me i'm special and unique every year
You: moms are awesome
You: im totally a milf hunter
Stranger: i went the opposite route and went for a high schooler once
You: i love young vag
Stranger: it was awesome
You: just dont let chris hanson find you
Stranger: AND she was a dealer
You: i love taking chicks v cards, then never speaking to them again
Stranger: unfortunately she was already a bit of a whore before i got to her
You: weaksos
Stranger: but that had plenty of advantages
You: eh its still vag
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: and a mouth that swallowed
You: even better
You: ill never complain about a warm wet spot to deposit my seed of life
Stranger: my girl now won't swallow unless i do some shit first
You: do like i do, right before you blow shove her head down on your cock and slap her in the back of the head
Stranger: then i'd be out of a vag on the reg though
You: says who? bitches don't know they like it rough till they get it rough
Stranger: true
Stranger: i got some experiments to do then
You: for sure
You: if she doesn't like it be like "IF you'd fucking swallow, you wouldn't get the fist"
You: works every time
You: actually next time just right before you blow jerk her head to the side and spray it in her ear
Stranger: well i g2g right now
You: ah weaksos
You: it's been fun
Stranger: it has
Stranger: gl hf on the nudes
You: time to intimidate the other fuckers on here
You have disconnected.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
i fell in love
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Stranger: I regret to inform you.
Stranger: You have AIDS.
You: dude, i totally knew that
Stranger: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
You: fucking chimpanzees
You: its terrible for you
Stranger: HE IS PSYCHIC.
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Stranger: male?
You: male?
You: mail?
You: pail?
You: fail?
Stranger: failll
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2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
ugh.. so I guess I have a sinus infection.. I just got back from the doctor and she prescribed a boat load of medication.. if anyone needs some drugs I'm sure I'll have a lot left over. hahaha
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Stranger: hi
You: i love michael jackson
Stranger: I don't
You: im jealous that he got to sleep with all those little boys and got away with it
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Stranger: Sup noon
You: i miss michael jackson
Stranger: Noobb
Stranger: Mj was a perv
You: i do, alot
Stranger: Glad he's gon
You: well im jealous of him
Stranger: Cuz he fucks little boys?
Stranger: Lmfao
You: i know thats why im jealous plus he got away with it
You: lucky bastard
Stranger: U wana di 2?
You: no
Stranger: Perv
Stranger: Faggot
Stranger: Muthafucka
Stranger: Asshole
You: dont be jealous you know deep down inside you are too
Stranger: Shitface
You: i love you
Stranger: Asswipe
Stranger: Jizzass
Stranger: Cocksucker
You: i love everybody i just want the world to be happy place
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You: i drop kick little girls
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Ok
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funny shit...LOL
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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from slavery to president!
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Stranger: hi
You: im bored
Stranger: are'nt we all
Stranger: why else would i be here
Stranger: talking to YOU
You: true dat
Stranger: yea
You: whats your name stranger
Stranger: its stranger
You: mine too
Stranger: wow
Stranger: we have so much in common
You: marrie me
Stranger: i will
Stranger: stranger and stranger
You: together forever
Stranger: till dead do us part
You: kis kiss
Stranger: *MUAH*
You: *sucky*
Stranger: i dont like the ring
Stranger: it looks cheap
Stranger: you cheapass
You: fuck you i went to jared
Stranger: i want diamonts i tell you DIAMONTS
You: suck it im not going to walmart
Stranger: why else should i marry you if you cant even afford a diamont ring
Stranger:
Stranger: i wanna divorse
You: noooooooo
You: not yet
Stranger: then get me a diamont ring
Stranger: NOW
You: we didnt have a good honymoon
Stranger: well were are we going again?
You: LA
Stranger: BORING
You: true
You: spian
Stranger: now i really wanna divorse
Stranger: ok spain is good
You: lots and lots of butt sex
Stranger: after the honeymoon we'll divorse
You: i get the ring back hoe
Stranger: and you can keep your cheapass ring
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: 20 male u
You: 38/f.... i like to sex animals
You: do you?
Stranger: i dont lik
You: i like horse cock
Stranger: do you wanna see my dick
You: wanna see my butthole?
You: its hairy and has chunks of unwipped shit around it
Stranger: do you wanna cybersex
You: do you wanna sex my dog? hes cute
Stranger: yes i wanna fuck it
You: i liek turtles
You: i like to cut myself
Stranger: have you got msn
You: no...do you?
Stranger: have u got skype
You: i cut myself both ways....i do it for jesus. wanna see?
Stranger: i wanna see
Stranger: please
You: want me to show you a pic of my cock? i have both
Stranger: really
Stranger: i wanna see
You: yeah...wanna suck it?
Stranger: yeah
You: my butthole is bleeding
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what is his name? LOL
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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omg... ia girl nudes... LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak
"Who Gives a Fuck" Crew Member #5
lol
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China's espionage allegations against employees of Rio Tinto come amid an effort by Beijing to strengthen the bargaining power of its steel industry against the biggest iron-ore suppliers.
dose up....LOL
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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drugs FTW
iknorite
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
nudes.....WAIT A MINUTE......where
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You: i was told to say hi
Stranger: By who?
You: they person abouve me
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Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: Well,hi back. (:
You: i know i hate being told what to do
Stranger: Same.My mom does it all the time.
You: i drop kick my mom if shes tells me what to do
Stranger: Yeah,I pop mine in tha face.I mean,how dare her.
You: thats what im saying bitch dont know who shes messing with
You: i made her eat dog food once
Stranger: Awesome!
Stranger: I kicked my mom so hard in the stomach she accidently aborted my brother.
You: fawking epic right there
Stranger: I know!
You: i droped kicked my sister so hard in the head once we had to take her to the vet.
Stranger: ROFLMAO.
Stranger: That's great.Did they give her any treatment or whatnot?
You: no they just told the bitch to stop crying
Stranger: Good for them.
Stranger: Not like those regular doctors that actually help you.Like,what the fuck is that?
You: i know right then i made her walk home
Stranger: With a leash?!
Stranger: This story gets better by the second.
You: no i told her to find her own way home and i drove my happy ass home
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LOL.. keep up...nudes.....WAIT A MINUTE......where
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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Wow....your username does not lie hahanudes.....WAIT A MINUTE......where
i would not have known if you did not say so...
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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lol
i would not have known if you did not say so...
Glad to see you take time to read the most epic post on IA history.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
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You: i kick infants
Stranger: good job
You: i know right
Stranger: i figured with you spending all your time on the internet you wouldnt be able to do that
Stranger: but i was wrong
You: i do what i can
You: its not easy being me
Stranger: could you sit on a microwave for like 20-30 min a day to make sure you dont reproduce?
Stranger: that would be good
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damn...LOL
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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from slavery to president!
pfffft! ive seen all of those before
its for my car.....ass.....LOL
He wouldn't let me send the good ones... the ones photofuckit won't let me keep in my album.
-Zach-
2010 Toyota Tundra- Daily on 37's
1994 Chevrolet Camaro Z28 -FOR SALE
1987 Toyota Pickup - Toy
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
true that... i want to rep you again but i have to spread some first.....
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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from slavery to president!
LOL <333
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