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    fuckin hell

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    its addicting


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    what a day... fixing to leave and go finish shaving my buddies bay... I'm so tired of working on cars....
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Good morning everyone.

    Purp- I started polishing my valve cover last night. lol even though its only a single slammer. I got bored.

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    hey purp how much to shabe my engine bay?
    ToTaLMaDNe$$

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    In control, we don't stop
    We gonna glow where we drive
    Let you know we on top

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    What exactly is shaving your engine bay?? Is that where you take all that gunk stuff thats painted over out that seals the joints or something like that??

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hey i am searching a cute girl
    You: you found one
    Stranger: yeah?
    You: o yeah
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: GA u?
    Stranger: china
    You: awsome i love asian men they have such small penis
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: u have a MSN?
    You: no my parents wont let me have it anymore
    You: so how small is your penis
    Stranger: how ole r u?
    You: 16
    You: u?
    Stranger: small than you arm
    Stranger: 20
    You: your old enough to have my baby
    Stranger: u have email?
    You: no they took that too
    You: they dont know about this site
    Stranger: can you show me your photo?
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: you r 16 and u like make love?
    You: yes i want a baby
    Stranger: do u wanne suck my penis?
    You: of course
    You: only if you have my baby tho
    Stranger: No problem
    You: awww your so sweet
    You: am i weird if i ask if its ok to have my dog join in on our love making?
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: dog see us?
    You: no like a 3some
    You: please...
    Stranger: oK
    Stranger: come on
    You: i found my soul mate
    You: so what do you want to name our baby
    Stranger: Jack?
    You: NO!!!
    Stranger: Mike?
    You: how bout michale
    You: to honor michale jackson
    Stranger: Phuck?
    You: why?
    Stranger: like fuck
    You: he was a sweet innocent guy
    Stranger: okok
    You: see your so sweet thats why your going to have my babies
    Stranger: i can`t wait
    You: i know i want 9 of them
    Stranger: let`s makeing love
    Stranger: ok?
    You: well first you have to do something for me
    You: you might think its kind of weird tho
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: nop
    Stranger: do what for you>?
    You: i want you to get naked, stick your penis between your legs and dance around singing im a pretty little girl
    Stranger: oh
    You: do you drink alchol?
    Stranger: hot
    You: i know right
    Stranger: yeah
    You: what kind?
    Stranger: Vodka

    You: what kind? i hate vodka
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: callde ak47
    You: im a beer kind of guy
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i like beer too
    You: what kind?
    Stranger: but today i drunk Vodka
    You: i dont like vodka cause everytime i drink vodka i wake up next to some radom guy
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    dew dew
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hello im male with webcam, are u female?
    You: i swing both ways
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF?
    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hello im male with webcam, are u female?
    You: i swing both ways
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    hahahaha that shit is so fun

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    i know


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    ghey

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    NO!!!!


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    YES!!!!!

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    lol


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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: m/f
    You: male
    Stranger: female
    Stranger: age?
    You: damn
    You: 30
    Stranger: why damn?
    You: cause im a homo
    You: but its ok ill still talk to you
    Stranger: i will act likeka g uy
    You: no thank you
    Stranger: wanna c a pic?
    You: ya
    Stranger: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QIILXHqbkv...av0f60o2Wc.jpg
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: this isnt m,e
    Stranger: u mite like it tho
    You: how the hell am i supposed to see that
    Stranger: copy and paste it to a new page
    You: aww your so sweet now send me one of you
    Stranger: ok hold on
    You: i have thought about being with a girl but i just dont think i can do it
    Stranger: http://collegeotr.s3.amazonaws.com/i...b30aa24b3f.jpg
    Stranger: this is me
    Stranger: im 26
    You: your hott whats your name
    Stranger: tabitha
    Stranger: wats urs?
    You: can i stick it in your butt so its kinda like im with a guy just with out all the hair
    You: jason
    You: any nudes?
    Stranger: umm
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: u?
    You: no i lost them on my old computer that when down when my house burned down
    Stranger: ok
    You: do you not like anal sex?
    Stranger: idk
    Stranger: i guess i do
    You: it feels really good
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: kool
    Stranger: thats sexy
    You: i know
    Stranger: yea
    You: so where you from
    Stranger: i dnt rele tell ppl
    Stranger: srry
    You: fine be that way
    Stranger: srry
    Stranger: where r u from
    Stranger: ?
    You: Mich.
    You: see it isnt that hard
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: queens
    Stranger:
    You: do you like animal sex?
    Stranger: never tried
    You: have you ever had sex with another girl
    Stranger: yes
    You: cool so your bi
    Stranger: yea
    You: you should try animal sex its a whole new experience
    Stranger: maybe
    Stranger: it seems a lil weird
    You: it is a first but then after 2 or 3 times you ge used to it
    Stranger: ummm
    Stranger: ok
    You: i miss michale jackson
    Stranger: me 2
    You: he was the greatest
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: i like thrller the best
    You: i was jealous tho he got to sleep with all those little boys
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: how many times did u have sex
    You: every weekend
    You: u?
    Stranger: every morning
    Stranger: well i g2g bye


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    Quote Originally Posted by You_Wish
    ghey
    ima neg rep you IRL

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    WTF?


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    i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..

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    Quote Originally Posted by You_Wish
    i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..
    LOL i bet we all have at some point

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    Quote Originally Posted by You_Wish
    i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..
    lol
    my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
    gully side movement.
    from slavery to president!

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    lmao
    i allways think i am..

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: u a horny boy?
    You: are you?
    Stranger: im a horny girl
    You: prove it
    Stranger: u a horny boy?
    You: im a horny girl and boy
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    lol


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    lol


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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: how are you>
    You: how are you
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    You: good
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    Stranger: well what would you like to talk about that is so interesting
    You: pizza
    Stranger: mmmmmmm what kind of pizza do you like>
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    You: i know
    Stranger: I like pepperoni and sausage
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    You: butt sex?
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    lol.


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    You: dick or pussy?
    You: lol
    Stranger: im 12 what is this
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    You: so ur 12? im 11
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    lol im laughing so hard right noww!


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    Quote Originally Posted by C-loS109
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    Stranger: hi
    You: dick or pussy?
    You: lol
    Stranger: im 12 what is this
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    You: so ur 12? im 11
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    LOL....who is it?

    You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: so tell me.....do you like it ITB?
    Stranger: you shit suck like my ITBs
    Stranger: i got a dohc zc and a matching ecu
    You: faggot
    You: thats a weak ass engine
    You: wait....DOHC ZC?
    Stranger: im turboed by greedy
    You: RIIIIGHT
    You: god damnit
    You: are you on IA?
    Stranger: ma lumina is lighter than a feather, its hood made of carbon fiber
    Stranger: you little faggot ass *****, you dont even know these things
    You: yeah? well my sunfire is tuned by god himself....it runs a 3 FLAT....in the mile
    Stranger: orly?
    You: yezzir
    You: LOL fucker are you on import atlanta?
    Stranger: im rockin a masterflow exhaust with a GSR
    Stranger: you ***** bitch
    You: hahahaha
    Stranger: FBI
    If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
    You: i have holes in my exhaust
    You: its stock....came factory oin it in 2000
    You: its pretty cool
    Stranger: red hot lava mixed with salava
    Stranger: pulvarising everything in it's wake
    Stranger: nothing can stand my fuckin turboed lumina
    You: LOL goddamnit this is no fun when the other person is trying to do the same thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by C-loS109
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    Stranger: im 12 what is this
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    You: so ur 12? im 11
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    WOW!!!!!
    my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
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    from slavery to president!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF?
    hahahahha i knew it would happen eventually

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    it wasnt me


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    it was someone on here LOL

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    i know now who


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    LOL who

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