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Purp- I started polishing my valve cover last night.lol even though its only a single slammer. I got bored.
hey purp how much to shabe my engine bay?
ToTaLMaDNe$$
Yeah we roll and we ride
In control, we don't stop
We gonna glow where we drive
Let you know we on top
What exactly is shaving your engine bay?? Is that where you take all that gunk stuff thats painted over out that seals the joints or something like that??
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Originally Posted by WTF?
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hahahaha that shit is so fun
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ima neg rep you IRLOriginally Posted by You_Wish
WTF?
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i wanna know if i talk to ppl fromIA on there lmao..
LOL i bet we all have at some pointOriginally Posted by You_Wish
lolOriginally Posted by You_Wish
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
gully side movement.
from slavery to president!
lmao
i allways think i am..
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lol
=EJ-EG SQUAD SUPPORTER=2000 HONDA CIVIC - SOLD1966 MUSTANG COUPE - TRADED1989 FOXBODY MUSTANG - DD
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=EJ-EG SQUAD SUPPORTER=2000 HONDA CIVIC - SOLD1966 MUSTANG COUPE - TRADED1989 FOXBODY MUSTANG - DD
lol im laughing so hard right noww!
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LOL....who is it?
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: so tell me.....do you like it ITB?
Stranger: you shit suck like my ITBs
Stranger: i got a dohc zc and a matching ecu
You: faggot
You: thats a weak ass engine
You: wait....DOHC ZC?
Stranger: im turboed by greedy
You: RIIIIGHT
You: god damnit
You: are you on IA?
Stranger: ma lumina is lighter than a feather, its hood made of carbon fiber
Stranger: you little faggot ass *****, you dont even know these things
You: yeah? well my sunfire is tuned by god himself....it runs a 3 FLAT....in the mile
Stranger: orly?
You: yezzir
You: LOL fucker are you on import atlanta?
Stranger: im rockin a masterflow exhaust with a GSR
Stranger: you ***** bitch
You: hahahaha
Stranger: FBI
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You: i have holes in my exhaust
You: its stock....came factory oin it in 2000
You: its pretty cool
Stranger: red hot lava mixed with salava
Stranger: pulvarising everything in it's wake
Stranger: nothing can stand my fuckin turboed lumina
You: LOL goddamnit this is no fun when the other person is trying to do the same thing
WOW!!!!!Originally Posted by C-loS109
my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
gully side movement.
from slavery to president!
hahahahha i knew it would happen eventuallyOriginally Posted by WTF?
it was someone on here LOL