NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[jew_boy]

cuz you're lame.

your one to be talking

[TheGodfather]

but i'm sorry, baby. i was just thinking about newly wed to Simon, then JM and I started dating. it was just so hectic. i'll do anything to make it up.

be like that.

You have alot of making up to do.

I actually have been pissed off and been generalizling women recently. They want a guy who has money first of all, but if he doesn't have money he must be exteremly good looking. But if he has alot of money, it doesn't matter what he looks like, she'll hook up with him.

Women are essentially prostitutes. It is quite hard to find any decent women now a days.

[Buttons]

your one to be talking

whatever. at least i know the difference between you're & your.

[Buttons]

You have alot of making up to do.

I actually have been pissed off and been generalizling women recently. They want a guy who has money first of all, but if he doesn't have money he must be exteremly good looking. But if he has alot of money, it doesn't matter what he looks like, she'll hook up with him.

Women are essentially prostitutes. It is quite hard to find any decent women now a days.

HEY! not all women are like that. i'm an unique one

[TheGodfather]

HEY! not all women are like that. i'm an unique one

Meh, hard to believe.

They are also very selfish and mostly only care about themselves.

Sorry babe, but the recent semi-relationships I've had with potential girlfriends has pissed me off.

And there is one other girl who likes me, but shes a wigger and a stoner.

[Buttons]

Meh, hard to believe.

They are also very selfish and mostly only care about themselves.

Sorry babe, but the recent semi-relationships I've had with potential girlfriends has pissed me off.

And there is one other girl who likes me, but shes a wigger and a stoner.

you just haven't met the right one.

i think 99.999999999% of guys are ****ing assholes that just want to get in your pants. ... oh wait. add that 0.000000001 %. ... it's all guys.

[jew_boy]

ok i think im about out of posting for the day

[Buttons]

ok i think im about out of posting for the day

you can never be out of posting of the day.

this almost 2000 of mine were basically done in the past two weeks alone.

[jew_boy]

you can never be out of posting of the day.

umm... yes you can

[3.5altman]

you just haven't met the right one.

i think 99.999999999% of guys are ****ing assholes that just want to get in your pants. ... oh wait. add that 0.000000001 %. ... it's all guys.

your right, so i guess you dont like men!

[Buttons]

umm... yes you can

.. um no! plus, the new day just started.

[TheGodfather]

you just haven't met the right one.

i think 99.999999999% of guys are ****ing assholes that just want to get in your pants. ... oh wait. add that 0.000000001 %. ... it's all guys.

Well girls are b!tches who just want the guys money, and let them into their pants for money.

Maybe you prove them wrong and when I see you we will make sweet love and you will not recieve a dime from me.

Sound good?

[Buttons]

your right, so i guess you dont like men!

ehhh, i would go lesbian... oh wait.. nvm, i'm not going there. but nah, i like **** too much to settle with getting ate out by some back stabbing ****.

i like men who think with their heads not their ****s.

[3.5altman]

Well girls are b!tches who just want the guys money, and let them into their pants for money.

werd

[Buttons]

Well girls are b!tches who just want the guys money, and let them into their pants for money.

Maybe you prove them wrong and when I see you we will make sweet love and you will not recieve a dime from me.

Sound good?

sweetheart, i have my own money. i don't need to mooch off others, well besides my parents, of course.

[Buttons]

bust bust that p.ussy open. then i tell her to bring back. i'm a beast up in these sheets. like something you never had


i love that song

[TheGodfather]

Ok, so we make love next time I see you.

Hope you like it rough, cause ima beat dat pus up.

[jew_boy]

.. um no! plus, the new day just started.

exactly



ok im gone

[Buttons]

Ok, so we make love next time I see you.

Hope you like it rough, cause ima beat dat pus up.

for real?

i'm all about that..

claw, choke, bite, grab, pull

[3.5altman]

bust bust that p.ussy open. then i tell her to bring back. i'm a beast up in these sheets. like something you never had


i love that song

white girl loves rap music but scared of black guys! ha ha whats wrong with that picture

[Buttons]

white girl loves rap music but scared of black guys! ha ha whats wrong with that picture

i'm scared of black guys?

[3.5altman]

i'm scared of black guys?

scared of the mandigo

ha ha ha ha

[Buttons]

scared of the mandigo

ha ha ha ha

... um... one of my very good friends is a black guy named maliek. and his sister monique is pretty cool, too. she's not into guys anymore, and i don't blame her.

[3.5altman]

would you ever date one?

[TheGodfather]

for real?

i'm all about that..

claw, choke, bite, grab, pull

I hope you aren't lying.

I am planning on this.

[Buttons]

would you ever date one?

no, i never want to date another guy.

i'm gonna be the old lady with cats

[Buttons]

I hope you aren't lying.

I am planning on this.

[3.5altman]

and that theory you got about guys only wanting girls for *****! well its all about how you pick them. but lets be real here were all human and everybody likes to **** no matter who you are.

[Buttons]

and that theory you got about guys only wanting girls for *****! well its all about how you pick them. but lets be real here were all human and everybody likes to **** no matter who you are.

i could care less about ****ing. shows how much you know.

btw, yes, all guys want only sex.

[TheGodfather]

and that theory you got about guys only wanting girls for *****! well its all about how you pick them. but lets be real here were all human and everybody likes to **** no matter who you are.

Truth.


And Autumn, I will see you soon enough.

If you remember this time

[Buttons]

Truth.


And Autumn, I will see you soon enough.

If you remember this time

i could tattoo your name on Simon's or JM's ****. it would be easy to remember then.

[TheGodfather]

i could tattoo your name on Simon's or JM's ****. it would be easy to remember then.

YOU ****!

[Buttons]

YOU ****!

i loves you, too

[TheGodfather]

i loves you, too

Pft, whatever.

[3.5altman]

i could care less about ****ing. shows how much you know.

btw, yes, all guys want only sex.

damn some guy must have had you crying your eyes out! poor thang

just remember

Game recognize game... Real talk

[Buttons]

about five of them fine. and two of them ugly. one kinda pudgy. she can still get my lovin. say she from kentucky. hollerin about some distant lovin sh!t. the whole time i'm thinking bend over and let me use this rubber b!tch. my game on point, she had to fu.cking love it, i think, i think, she like my dougie.

[Buttons]

damn some guy must have had you crying your eyes out! poor thang

just remember

Game recognize game... Real talk

you're crazy if you actually think that happened i'm one of the biggest pimps you know. i pull guys like no other. they just all don't mean **** to me. they just want what's in my pants.

[Buttons]

my ring tone- bust it bust it wide open (repeats)

my text alert- call me so i can make it juicy for you (repeats)

[Psycho]

about five of them fine. and two of them ugly. one kinda pudgy. she can still get my lovin. say she from kentucky. hollerin about some distant lovin sh!t. the whole time i'm thinking bend over and let me use this rubber b!tch. my game on point, she had to fu.cking love it, i think, i think, she like my dougie.

What the fuсk?

[Buttons]

What the fuñk?

lyrics.