NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

old sites man, are you by any chance under a rock?

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

I AM NO E-THUG!!!

my girlfriend left and right afterward, i was very bored.

you all have to keep me company because monsters are in my bed.

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whats an e-thug? :D and that sucks about your girl, www.pornhub.com there ya go, have fun.

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Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

old sites man, are you by any chance under a rock?

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nah im not because im actually out getting some. i don't stay home every night jacking off to porn :lmfao: poor kid.

used it earlier.. my arm got tired.

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Originally Posted by booya

nah im not because im actually out getting some. i don't stay home every night jacking off to porn :lmfao: poor kid.

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aw don't be mean, it's not funny, he may just be an ugly kid with no game... jerk

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

used it earlier.. my arm got tired.

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then use your feet man, it works just as fine. oh oh oh, why don't you wake up your sister? maybe she can help you.

my sister is married.. i dont want to bother her.

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Originally Posted by booya

nah im not because im actually out getting some. i don't stay home every night jacking off to porn :lmfao: poor kid.

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ive got a chick but goddamn gas is so expensive sometimes I'd rather jack off, and about the rock, I was wondering if you glued a small rock to your roof to say you live under a rock?

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

my sister is married.. i dont want to bother her.

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:( id beat her husband and make her do it. if she trys to fight, just knock her out and use her hand. thats what i would do anyways.

i live under a rock

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Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

ive got a chick but goddamn gas is so expensive sometimes I'd rather jack off, and about the rock, I was wondering if you glued a small rock to your roof to say you live under a rock?

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sure you do man. you don't have to lie to me :lmao: i personally think it's adorable. but hey, if gas being an issue with you driving a honda is the only excuse you can come up with then thats fine. whatever works.

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

i live under a rock

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under stone mountain? i would, if i could.

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

i live under a rock

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:goodjob: :cheers:

how old are you guys? im 22

no.. i just lay down and the rock covers my body.

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

no.. i just lay down and the rock covers my body.

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like patrick?

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Originally Posted by booya

sure you do man. you don't have to lie to me :lmao: i personally think it's adorable. but hey, if gas being an issue with you driving a honda is the only excuse you can come up with then thats fine. whatever works.

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I have no job, and there is no affirmative action for whitey. :goodjob:

yes like patrick.. and i have no job..

everyone hates me because im white.

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Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

I have no job, and there is no affirmative action for whitey. :goodjob:

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no job? how pathetic are you? like, for real? i know school is out, but what are you doing in your free time? online? seriously man, thats lame.

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Originally Posted by EBP_EM1

yes like patrick.. and i have no job..

everyone hates me because im white.

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my girl is white, so i think i'd like you too.