if we drinkin wiskey and im alowed to puke
ill put money on myself out drinking all of joo
if we drinkin wiskey and im alowed to puke
ill put money on myself out drinking all of joo
3 ounces of 100-proof absolut vodka = 3 standard drinks
3 ounces of 190-proof Everclear = 5.3 standard drinks
so i was close. youve had about 2 double shots of everclear lol. but still. thats not enough to be feeling it too much lol. and beer is still ftl lol.
and 3oz is a double shot i just found out lol
ya cant puke lol. god, i just thought about the taste of everclear and cringed lol
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Originally Posted by jonathanjone
Did I ever say I was tipsy?! lol No.... I just have that good feelin but not yet tipsy feelin. And I have some everclear...You just gave me a great idea...lmao
Heniekin is the SHIT!!!!! Icy cold cold and your good to go.
WAIT 1 MIN LOL i just read the rest of that lol
"For instance, let's focus on 190-proof Everclear. Just one shot of Everclear (190-proof) is equal to drinking 2.85 bottles of beer and nearly three times as potent as 1 ounce of 100-proof Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy! Using Everclear (190-proof) as an example, the question "how much alcohol is in one shot glass" can best be answered by the following: way too much for ANY drinking situation."
so thats 6 beers = double shot of ever, 4 shots of 100 proof vodka= 1 1/4 shot of ever... im pretty confident in me drinkin you under the table lol
i inserted tipsy or drunk there... not sure which one you were goin for... but it wasnt sober lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
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Originally Posted by jonathanjone
Well...Ask J-Rock or 93DA Integra!! they'll tell you.
I killed a 12pk of heniken, helped my buddy kill a 1/2 of Jose, and then Took many shots before I passed out in a bathtub.
tyler you should hook me up with a case of beer for delivering that car lol
lol. i blacked out/ passed out once.... never again lol
lol yeah this motherfucker drank all our shit! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
i wanna go drinkin =\
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Originally Posted by J-ROCK
You puss... You couldn't drink a case of beer! :cheers:
i was gonna share! lol but seriously im fine with beer! im fucked if you start giving me jose black lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
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Originally Posted by TheGrillMan
i lost my fuckin job...
how? im sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
i got fired.. i just didnt wake up one day
and i went in at 1 when I was scheduled at 10.
haha.
fuck sandwiches!
WTF lol
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Originally Posted by J-ROCK
Bish, I asked you to come over the other day and have a few cold ones!!!
You were all like, "No, I can't....I'm on my period" lmao
Some mutherfucker with no exhaust or something keeps riding up my damn road.....
If only I still had my paintball gun!
some fucking faggot kid tried to shoot my dog the other day
i was leaving the house, and noticed this kid walking down the street and i waved.. he didnt wave.
so i just drive past and as i look behind me in my rearview mirror, he raises a gun and points it at my dogs. I pull ebrake, get out and cuss this fucking 10-12 year old boy out and put my dogs in the house..
i got in the fuckin kid's face. hope he dies in a fire.
damn son thats crazy as hell! why cant people respect other peoples things and animals? makes no fawkin senseQuote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
i dunno.. but that fucking fagstick better be wearing reflective clothing next time it's dark outside or raining.. cause i'll run his ass over.
insurance is always helpful.
lol hell yeah it is! if hes wearing dark clothes and in the street its not your fault lol
FUCKIN A!
lol just make sure you dont fuck your car up 2 much lol hate to lose a car over a snot nose little kid! lol
make his bitch ass mom pay for my car to get fixed.. after i run over her child.
lol first make her wash her son off the car lol:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
whats up urvrybody
make her use purified water from the lakes of minitonka.
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Originally Posted by Oz10
nothin much.. i need a shower and brush my teeth but i'm too interested in not getting out of bed.
nothin really just talkin bout the fact that some people dont know how to respect other peoples shit! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Oz10
lol she couldnt afford it and would ask if you would settle for dasani!Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
no.. dasani isnt accepted.
I wish I had two extra hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
My awesome'ness make the girls drop their panties and the guy cry like little bitches.
riiiight
lol it says purified on the bottle:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuckNorris
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Originally Posted by Oz10
What he said. :gay:
hey