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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    same here, im tired. went to work, stopped by my girls place, ****ed her, then came home... eh
    sweet, did you bust?

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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    sweet, did you bust?
    you know it, i busted all up in it. she wanted it thats why lol but yea. it was goood.

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    wow hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha




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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    you know it, i busted all up in it. she wanted it thats why lol but yea. it was goood.
    werd

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    wow hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha
    is something funny?

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    lirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    is something funny?
    no
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    lol seriously though, that did go down. what yall up to?

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    staring into my computer screen looking for a place to hide from the ouside world.
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    lol cool, im watching family guy. im about to pass out, have a dumb lunch date with my girl tomorrow. :*(

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    by girl do you mean mother?
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    I just jerked off.
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    I just jerked off.

    i know
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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    by girl do you mean mother?
    is this anal-spelunker actually trying me?

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    no.. i just asked a question
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    I just jerked off.
    that sucks, what porn clip did you use?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    no.. i just asked a question
    oops, lol nah this girl's name is amanda.

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    I dunno, some random Internet shyt with 2 chicks and a dildo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    I dunno, some random Internet shyt with 2 chicks and a dildo.
    pornhub.com redtube.com

    there ya go. go for a record tonight man, let us know how it turns out. good luck

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    I AM NO E-THUG!!!

    my girlfriend left and right afterward, i was very bored.

    you all have to keep me company because monsters are in my bed.
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    old sites man, are you by any chance under a rock?
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    I AM NO E-THUG!!!

    my girlfriend left and right afterward, i was very bored.

    you all have to keep me company because monsters are in my bed.
    whats an e-thug? and that sucks about your girl, www.pornhub.com there ya go, have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    old sites man, are you by any chance under a rock?
    nah im not because im actually out getting some. i don't stay home every night jacking off to porn poor kid.

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    used it earlier.. my arm got tired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    nah im not because im actually out getting some. i don't stay home every night jacking off to porn poor kid.
    aw don't be mean, it's not funny, he may just be an ugly kid with no game... jerk

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    used it earlier.. my arm got tired.
    then use your feet man, it works just as fine. oh oh oh, why don't you wake up your sister? maybe she can help you.

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    my sister is married.. i dont want to bother her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    nah im not because im actually out getting some. i don't stay home every night jacking off to porn poor kid.

    ive got a chick but goddamn gas is so expensive sometimes I'd rather jack off, and about the rock, I was wondering if you glued a small rock to your roof to say you live under a rock?
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    my sister is married.. i dont want to bother her.
    id beat her husband and make her do it. if she trys to fight, just knock her out and use her hand. thats what i would do anyways.

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    i live under a rock
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    ive got a chick but goddamn gas is so expensive sometimes I'd rather jack off, and about the rock, I was wondering if you glued a small rock to your roof to say you live under a rock?
    sure you do man. you don't have to lie to me i personally think it's adorable. but hey, if gas being an issue with you driving a honda is the only excuse you can come up with then thats fine. whatever works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    i live under a rock
    under stone mountain? i would, if i could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    i live under a rock

    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    how old are you guys? im 22

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    no.. i just lay down and the rock covers my body.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    no.. i just lay down and the rock covers my body.
    like patrick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by booya
    sure you do man. you don't have to lie to me i personally think it's adorable. but hey, if gas being an issue with you driving a honda is the only excuse you can come up with then thats fine. whatever works.

    I have no job, and there is no affirmative action for whitey.
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    yes like patrick.. and i have no job..

    everyone hates me because im white.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slovic-fcc
    I have no job, and there is no affirmative action for whitey.
    no job? how pathetic are you? like, for real? i know school is out, but what are you doing in your free time? online? seriously man, thats lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EBP_EM1
    yes like patrick.. and i have no job..

    everyone hates me because im white.
    my girl is white, so i think i'd like you too.

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