NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[DeeAOne]

me? lol

[Catnip]

so i can make it juicy for you.

[Catnip]

if louis calls me at 12:45, I'll kick your ass next time I see you.

[Catnip]

lololol

[DeeAOne]

lol i should do it just because, b1tch.

[Buttons]

whats the price for a small?

depends on what you want.

[slostang]

depends on what you want.

boob. :boobies: :idb:

[Catnip]

call me, I dare you. I will sooooo go break your car.









nevermind, it will do it by itself.
buuuuuuurn.

[DeeAOne]

answer the phone you ass.

[DeeAOne]

haha, take that.

[Catnip]

oh snap. "1 missed call JDM Only"


lololol

[DeeAOne]

someone is scared to answer...

lmao

[Catnip]

I don't answer calls from nutsack suckers.

=)

[TheGodfather]

It's a violation of my parole to be around children.

[DeeAOne]

wow ok, i also just remembered that i dont call people with unreliable DSM's.

[Buttons]

boob. :boobies: :idb:

there's a boob smoothie? strange, i never made one.

[slostang]

I'm not dsm compatible.

[Catnip]

wow ok, i also just remembered that i dont call people with unreliable DSM's.

Mine has never not gotten me where I need to go, and it has gotten me to and from alabama and to and from summit a couple times.
Who's car does that NOT sound like?

[DeeAOne]

i hate you. lol

i learned my lesson from this one. dont ever jump on something because it seems like a good deal.

[Catnip]

that's pretty much the conclusion I came to with your mom as well.

[DeeAOne]

your ass is mine ho. wait until next time i see you.

but hopefully i get this money soon, so i can get my new one. d-ninja might pick up mine hopefully. :]

[slostang]

there's a boob smoothie? strange, i never made one.

you have to go to the adult smoothie bars for those.

[Buttons]

It's a violation of my parole to be around children.

so you can't be around me? shocks.

[Catnip]

i aint mad atcha, i aint got nothing but love fo ya.

[Buttons]

you have to go to the adult smoothie bars for those.

oh, i've never been to one. i try to show my ID, but they say it's fake. you know looking 12 and all. i hate it. .. grr.

[Catnip]

lol

[slostang]

oh, i've never been to one. i try to show my ID, but they say it's fake. you know looking 12 and all. i hate it. .. grr.

I'm 18 and I usually get served at most bars. I look about 25.

[DeeAOne]

ok kiddies, i need to go to bed so i can attempt to put this motor back together tomorrow. lol peace.

[Catnip]

a cop thought i was in my late 20's once

[slostang]

the first time I got served at a bar I was 15.

[Buttons]

I'm 18 and I usually get served at most bars. I look about 25.

i still go to bars & clubs

since i was 16, too. been served alcohol straight from the bar.

[slostang]

I want to practice makin babies.

[Buttons]

LOL.

[Catnip]

I want to practice makin babies.

:boobies:

[slostang]

:idb:

[slostang]

fixin to eat my daily bowl of ramen be back in 15.

[slostang]

gigantic breasts please.


:boobies:

[JDM TYTE YO]

ricersssssssssssss ftl

[JDM TYTE YO]

im bored as heck at work

[slostang]

Kentucky fried chicken.