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IA my anti-drug or is it. Or am I addicted to IA or is it a virus on my comp.......aaaaaaahhhhh. IDK. wait no stop no.
page 51 welcome.
Damn this is cool
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don't fall
I know its fake
seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oz10
its cool still...:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oz10
I think the ball went over will you get it for me? I got $100.
You got jokes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow Motion
look at me im still posting..
haha split personalities FTW!
is it possible to get a hang over when you never went to sleep?
Silly rabbit Trix are for kids...
IDK.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Oz10
:D
hell yeah! get some
NITRO...
Michael Jordan.
How many light bulbs does it take to light a bulb?
thirty
none.
First on page since page 32 bishes.....yaaaaaaaaaah bish yaaaaaaah.
welcome to my page once again pg.52
I'm still here.
wtf? is this.....
Sh!t...I don't even know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitro
Who is this?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow Motion
ooooh ooooh ooooh....I know, I know.....pick me.
mj
Im still smokin out pourin up/makin young girls bust they nut/old school straight pro make em get down on the floor/ Ima keep it gangsta witcha/ Ima beat up/ pay yo daddy well ima let the trick eat it up/when you saw me in the club i was off in pimp mode /pimp mind pimp shoes/gator shoes mac clothes/ i caught yo eye you caught my eye its all the same/ let put this thang togetha mama lets do this damn thang...
correct sir you win some...:boobies: :boobies: :boobies:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oz10
enjoy.:goodjob:
still up and at it...
Riding down 85 S doing 80 in the fast lane....
I want a cup of kool aid...
post whoring at its best....
pushin for 60 pages....maybe.
we should start an ongoing freestyle
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have
her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab,
lifted
the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I
noticed that there were several cabs
---and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco
2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big
breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA
3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife
that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more
than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the
family that he had died of a "massive internal fart."
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
4. During a patient's two-week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble
with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked. "The patch, the
Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of
places to put it!" I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I
wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the
instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA
5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked,
"How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete
confusion,
she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was
alive."
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR
6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while
checking up on a woman I asked, "So how's your breakfast this
morning?"
"It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get
used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and
the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman
with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for
immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table,
the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it
there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which
said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Submitted by RN no name
AND FINALLY!!!...............
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out
laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly
said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song
you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
Dr. wouldn't submit his name
Watch out...................Behind you.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...........Quote:
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................Quote:
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