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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: oh hai
You: z0mg
You: hai2ewe2
Stranger: oh that's a mind fuck of an abbrevation
You: agreed
Stranger: but approved
Stranger: what's up?
You: fucking babies, shaking titties, and licking strawberry icing off taints
You: yourself?
Stranger: decicively less exciting
You: thats totally weaksos my friend
Stranger: i know
You: want a random email full of nudes?
Stranger: no i'm good thanks
You: lamesauce
Stranger: i got a lot of internets to get porn from
You: everyone loves random tits and vagine
Stranger: but email porn is so needless
Stranger: and dangerous
Stranger: and i'm not about to give my email to random people on omegle
You: how is it dangerous? i took the pics
You:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1247595728
You: theres a preview
You:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1247595744 and another
Stranger: i don't know if i want to go
Stranger: this seems like a trap to me
You: its on photobucket?
You: lol
You:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1247595793 have another
Stranger: not bad, but like i said i have little need for your motionless porn
You: i just love ruining girls lives by putting pictures they entrusted me with all over the internet
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: it's really dumb for them to do that
You: its so much ufn
You: fun*
You: esspecially to email them to their parents
You: thats the best
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: that's so heartless
You: who needs a heart when you have a penis and silver toungue?
You: i can talk bitches into nudes in 2.3 seconds
You: within 5 seconds their on the way to their parents inbox, or even their front doorstep in a large manilla envelope
Stranger: word
You: you should try it sometime, it's good for the lulz
Stranger: i would but i have no internet at home and now i'm at work
You: do it from work
You: where do you think i am?
You: lol
Stranger: nice
Stranger: small office + boss' office behind me = no
You: im sure you're boss loves tits as much as the next man
Stranger: true
Stranger: his wife works down the hall and she is hot
You: if you're boss gets mad about it, just announce to the whole office that hes a raging homosexual
You: pork his wife, then send pics in an envelope to his house... it doesn't get any more epic
Stranger: foolproof
Stranger: then i don't have a job
You: unemployeement FTW
You: or just start prostituting
You: it pays well
Stranger: i'd imagine but then i have to get lube and a sexy new dress
Stranger: it just seems so involved
You: lube is for babies, midgets, and old people
You: the dress, no one buys a hooker for its clothes, you'll be just as well off in your undies
Stranger: but in winter it will not be very efficient to be out in undies
You: wear a large coat with nothing under it
You: a little air on the downstairs will be a bit of a skip in everyones step
Stranger: god this is just getting better and better
You: iknorite
Stranger: i see know downside beside eternal hellfire
Stranger: but after those winters on the street i guess it's a nice change of pace
You: god has no problem with hookers, if he did why would a cock fit in a vagina so nicely?
You: i mean, for reallys
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: interesting
You: for reals broski
Stranger: it's like legos or something
You: exactly
You: it fits together like an erecter set
You: just more like an erection set
Stranger: zing
You: it's a completely epic idea
You: then on the side you can strip from time to time
You: you'll be bringing in that coin in no time
Stranger: my assistant principal in hs was a stripper
Stranger: his name was coffee cake
You: thats the gayest thing i've ever heard
You: if i was going to dance around with my staff of opportunity out for everyone to see, my name totally wouldn't be coffee cake
Stranger: right
You: i mean, it just doesn't sound "I'm going to rip your asshole like the grand canyon" enough
Stranger: it really doesn't, although it might have played well to the seniors in the audience
You: he needs to be something more like Nurse, or Depends Dude for that crowd
You: i'd say something more along the lines of King Cobra Cock, or Major Massive Manmeat
Stranger: this is interesting and all, but it's going into rediculous territory
Stranger: making me mouth dry for purified water
You: it's been there for a while
Stranger: i know
You: so how about those red sox?
Stranger: don't give a shit about them
You: what the hail bro
You: not a sox fan?
You: if your a yankees fan ill disconnect this ish right now
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean if i was to pick between the two i'd go boston
Stranger: but i really don't care
You: well you're not such a bad guy then... i like boston, and anyone playing the yanks
Stranger: word
You: college football... whos your team?
Stranger: art school, don't have any preferance
You: damnit.
You: you're starting to fail at lkife
You: life*
You: much like my typing
Stranger: but a good friend goes to purdue and i've been to their games the most
Stranger: so i guess boiler up
You: eh, not too bad of a choice
You: have watched much since drew brees left
Stranger: well, my friend recently graduated so no
You: so art school? are you a fairy, or just doing it for the hoes... cause i totally couldn't blame you for the latter
Stranger: no, i go to art school but for something that isn't a complete fuck-up of a life choice, audio
Stranger: not like those retard fine-arts majors
You: ah, thats almost understandble
You: you'd rank higher in my book if you said you did it for the whores
Stranger: and it was cheap and in my home city
Stranger: well there's about 3 chicks in my department
Stranger: so i fucked up hard
You: you failed like terrible
You: like michael jackson failed at living to see his 60th birthday
Stranger: ouch
You: too soon?
Stranger: nah it's alright
Stranger: there's already a book coming out about how fucked up he was
You: i mean i could have been like you fail like the pilots on 9/11
You: thats not as recent
Stranger: guess what
You: jacko was one sick sumvabish
Stranger: that's my birthday
You: thats pretty damn awesome
You: it's no where near my birthday
Stranger: it was fucked up man, it was supposed to be awesome
Stranger: i was getting stitches out even
You: it's still pretty damn awesome, you can celebrate on a day that roughly .325% of the gene pool was wiped out
Stranger: it's like my mom telling me i'm special and unique every year
You: moms are awesome
You: im totally a milf hunter
Stranger: i went the opposite route and went for a high schooler once
You: i love young vag
Stranger: it was awesome
You: just dont let chris hanson find you
Stranger: AND she was a dealer
You: i love taking chicks v cards, then never speaking to them again
Stranger: unfortunately she was already a bit of a whore before i got to her
You: weaksos
Stranger: but that had plenty of advantages
You: eh its still vag
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: and a mouth that swallowed
You: even better
You: ill never complain about a warm wet spot to deposit my seed of life
Stranger: my girl now won't swallow unless i do some shit first
You: do like i do, right before you blow shove her head down on your cock and slap her in the back of the head
Stranger: then i'd be out of a vag on the reg though
You: says who? bitches don't know they like it rough till they get it rough
Stranger: true
Stranger: i got some experiments to do then
You: for sure
You: if she doesn't like it be like "IF you'd fucking swallow, you wouldn't get the fist"
You: works every time
You: actually next time just right before you blow jerk her head to the side and spray it in her ear
Stranger: well i g2g right now
You: ah weaksos
You: it's been fun
Stranger: it has
Stranger: gl hf on the nudes
You: time to intimidate the other fuckers on here
You have disconnected.
