Originally Posted by 03RCode
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You: Ho.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i wanna be horny,can u?
You: I'm fucking hornier than michael jackson on viagra on a youth trip to six flags
Stranger: what would u like to do with me?
You: take a massive diarrhea shit all over your stomach, stick my hoover vacuum cleaner up your ass, a tube sock down your throat... and piss in your eye sockets
You: mmmmmmm
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: im not horny yet
You: yummy right? i want to take your toes and rip your nails off with a rusty pair of vice grips, chew them up, and spit the pieces out into your hair, then bite your nipples so hard they bleed, then... then... then... ahhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: aaaaaaah
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i liked
You: i want to cut your eye lids off, feed them to my dog, while you lick my balls and then i stab you in the taint
You: yesssssssss
Stranger: yeeeeah
Stranger: i liked
You: i came
Stranger: what more?
You: twice
You: only if you're mom can join
Stranger: hum
You: and you're dead great grand mother
You: i love cold pussy
Stranger: huuum
Stranger: i too
Stranger: im horny
You: i love to eat it with a spoon, shove peanut butter up her cold asshole, and eat it like an ethiopian on a dounut
Stranger: i would u like to do with me and a spoon?
Stranger: say mooore
You: i would like to tie you to a bed, and beat you across the face with a fresh piece of road kill
You: then take a belt sander and run it up both legs, stopping just before the groin
You: then take a 16 penny nail and drive it in each knee cap, put the blood in a cup and pour it in your sisters mouth
You: while ramming her in the ass with a 3/4" pull handle
Stranger: huuuum
Stranger: delicious
Stranger: (())
Stranger: ( . ) ( . )
You: can i eat your ear like mike tyson
Stranger: huuum
You: i want to ram you so hard your grandchildren will have dented foreheads
Stranger: what moore?
Stranger: huum,violence...im horny
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i liked
You: i hope we meet in hell so i can bend you over in a lake of fire and brimstone
You: while you lick satans balls and stroke hitlers forehead
Stranger: huuum
Stranger: oral sex is good
Stranger: do u like?
You: it's not bloody enough
You: take a razor blade to my cock then suck it dry
You: you fucking dirty slut
Stranger: if i cut your penis and eat after
You: suck the blood form my rod, then let me cum in the bloody mess in your mouth
Stranger: what would u like to do with my tits?
Stranger: huuun
Stranger: aaaaah
You: hook them an idustrial fan with chains, and watch them get ripped off, then lick the remaining bloody muscle tissue
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: delicious
You: i want to spank you with a bat covered in razor wire, and stab you in the jugular with a rusty butter knife, then lick the wound as you go limp in my arms
Stranger: huum,bat in my ass is good
You: i want to rip open you're skull, and cum on your brain, so i'm always on your mind
Stranger: yeaaah
You: i want to rip out your spine and use to fuck myself anally, then feed it to your younger brother
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