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so, what kind of questions did they ask you J?
the typical, what kinds of drugs have i taken, have i ever murdered anyone, been in a fight, am i gay, do i get beat, do i beat my fiance, am i happy,.....just shit like that
psych shit.... i love when they try to get in your head...Quote:
Originally Posted by jhadleyh
yeah it always funny to me...im goin to school to be a psychologist in january so in a couple of years ill be doin the same thing lol
nothing wrong with that man...
sup guys
yeah i think i will like it....my parents say im to fucked up in the head to help other people....but what do they say about carpenters? They never have a nice house. And mechanics? There car is always broke down. so uh yeah i think i will be just fine...haha sorry about the rant
what it do homieQuote:
Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
wat up slow??? J, do you man.. if that is what you wanna do you will find a way to make it work ...
how the hell you gonna say hey and then not respond when we say hey SLOW....im gonna kick you in the nuts
nooooooooooooooo!!!!!! not the nuts.... :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by jhadleyh
They ask you if you're gay?? really?
^^yeah they ask if your gay......not sure why but they ask. haha
he probably thought you looked good and was trying to hit on you...LOL
i donated plasma once....they asked if i was gay...im like "HAIL NAW"....THEN they asked if I had sex with a man in the last 7 years....I said "refer to previous answer please"
I feel irritable, very irritable and itchy today. I have been kept awake every night since I moved here - every night since March 14th - by the traffic outside my apartment windows. Today it's been raining so every car that drives by is that much louder because there's the sound of the tires kicking up the standing water. It is making me nuts. I just ran around and slammed shut every window in the apartment.
I am a very, very clean person, but right now I feel like there is a thin layer of cat hair on every horizontal surface within ten miles. Sometimes I take the lint roller and roll it directly on the cat.
About 24 hours ago a tiny American flag showed up on the top, right-hand corner of my MacBook. It is pissing me off. I don't understand where it came from but I hear Lee Green.wood singing, "Proud To Be An Ameri.can" every time I look at it. It's making me crazy. The Conservatives are watching me, aren't they?
The a-hole at Apple Care who helped me set up my Airport six months ago suggested that I name my network with my full given name. It is irritating me! I'm trying to figure out how to change it.
Oh, I forgot to mention. Before a woman has any medical procedure, they are asked the date of their last period. The nurse doing my intake before my endoscopy a couple weeks ago instead asked me, "Are you still getting your periods?" Jesus. Ouch. (The Internets tell me the average age of onset of menopause if 51.)
Let's call this day done.
Posted by LSL at 5:29 PM 11 comments
Labels: Life
Thursday, April 30, 2009
You Are Not a Winner
I enjoy how my online dating service sets me up. I often get e-mails like this: "LSL! Robert has sent you a communication!" I go - Whoopie! and click on the link only to find: "Robert has chosen to close communication." Really? Why the big lead up? Couldn't I have found that out on my own next time I sign in? Why compel me to fumble with my tiny keyboard on my iPhone in line at the grocery store?
Speaking of, I think it's time for another edition of I Read It In An Online Profile (of A Person I Am Apparently Compatible With on 29 Dimensions):
"I like cheese. I really like cheese."
"My eyes are blue. The shade of blue depends on what I'm wearing."
"I can't live without my toothbrush (Sonicare yeah)"
"I am fascinated by books about kryptozoology"
"I read The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People a long time ago, but it was a little touchy-feely for me."
"I was a high school football champ. 198. Good times."
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Originally Posted by oneSLOWex