Very funny. Thus the reason I wont shave my ass.
And for your friend... youll find that an unbreakable comb and the effort of water from the shower takes care of dingle berries. I know you all wanted that image in your head too lol

Just to give you a better image, there is so much hair on my ass that you cannot see white between the cheeks, just pure blackness. Many call it the valley of doom when I moon them.