all things that i've snuck over on my parents, has been divulged, in accordance with the "i'm grown now and punishment isnt an option" act of child/parent relations!!!!

that act come into 4 years after reaching independence

for males: tell ya moms the first thing you did, then months later, ya pops, since by then he's heard it from moms the night you told her, and she told him when you left.

for females: if it's sex related, DONT TELL! ya pops can kill the offender, still! in accordance with the : "oh....NOT MY DAUGHTER!!" statute of male parenthood. if it's anything OTHER than sex, do the opposite of the male child act.