I'd want to buy a nice townhouse and then set up a reverse mortgage on it
And pay off my car and my fiance's car, as well as set aside enough to pay for our wedding. I think i'd pay off my roommate's car too, if he wanted us too, and clear us of credit card debt.

that alltogether would add up to around half. I'm talkin a really nice townhouse

Oh, i was assuming a million after taxes.

I think i'd offer to help my parents and my soon-to-be inlaws get out of debt as well. And my fiance wants a skyline, so i'd help out with that.

Whatever was left i would split evenly between a bank account, Child's Play, the Humane Society, and the American Heart Association. The bank account would go to paying for my kids' college.

How come none of you guys donated anything?