Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev
Look at this Random email i just got:

Calvary Greetings
My name is Rev carl white, My wife and I are on a missionary works to West Africa, we came along with our MALTESE puppies (Willie and Vickie), after a while i noticed that the weather here and environment isn't conducive for them, I have not been able to take care of them like i always do because of my work here I need someone who can offer a NEW HOME with love and care for my Maltese like i always do, I need someone to ADOPT any of them or both and take good care of them that is all i needed ( NOT FOR SALE) if you know you are interested pls get back to me i will send you more information about the puppies with their pictures. IN GOD WE TRUST.
Regards
Rev. carl white



I don't even own any animals.

And what the hell are Calvary Greetings????
Those are greetings sent from Jesus Fvcking Chraaaist himself.