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    Stops the Resistance 81911SC's Avatar
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    If he wants to neg me let me fill you in on whats gonna happen.
    First im going to go buy a curling iron, then im going to pick his girfriend up for a date and take her back to my place where I already have the curling iron pre heated and ready.
    Im gonna get that ***** so drunk that shes fading in and out of consiousness but im gonna keep waking her up so I can **** that drunk little whore exactly how I want with no resistance.
    Im gonna put her over my shoulder and carry her to my bedroom and wake her up again and slide her panties down around her ankles and put my finger on her clit and swirl it around so fast until shes woozy,dripping, and begging for my ****.
    Im gonna make that **** put the condom on for me and then im gonna turn the lights down so that she passes out again, and on the way back in gonna reach down on the floor and grab that curling iron and im gonna slam it into her vagina with the force of a thousand battering rams and im gonna saute her cervix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    If he wants to neg me let me fill you in on whats gonna happen.
    First im going to go buy a curling iron, then im going to pick his girfriend up for a date and take her back to my place where I already have the curling iron pre heated and ready.
    Im gonna get that ***** so drunk that shes fading in and out of consiousness but im gonna keep waking her up so I can **** that drunk little whore exactly how I want with no resistance.
    Im gonna put her over my shoulder and carry her to my bedroom and wake her up again and slide her panties down around her ankles and put my finger on her clit and swirl it around so fast until shes woozy,dripping, and begging for my ****.
    Im gonna make that **** put the condom on for me and then im gonna turn the lights down so that she passes out again, and on the way back in gonna reach down on the floor and grab that curling iron and im gonna slam it into her vagina with the force of a thousand battering rams and im gonna saute her cervix.
    did the doc take you off your meds?

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    Stops the Resistance 81911SC's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScotsman
    did the doc take you off your meds?
    I just want him to neg me, that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    I just want him to neg me, that's all.
    lol , this isnt the only thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    im gonna saute her cervix.

    that had me rolling
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