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  1. 02-18-2008, 12:47 AM #1
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    Default This ever happend to you?

    Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend let's me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm ****ing the **** (wrong expression I know) out of her ***** and she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want" and that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her ***** and start to slip it in her winky when about halfway in I run into an obstruction.

    The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my ****, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.

    Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my **** and the turd out like a rocket. Now, if getting your **** explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your **** soft, you're a better man than I am.
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  2. 02-18-2008, 12:48 AM #2
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    bahahaha
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  3. 02-18-2008, 12:51 AM #3
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    **** you hypno, you ignored my myspace request.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    **** you hypno, you ignored my myspace request.
    what?

    when did this happen?
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  5. 02-18-2008, 12:54 AM #5
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    I sent you a message about ****ing some girl that was leaving comments on your page.
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  6. 02-18-2008, 12:54 AM #6
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    ewwww
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    LIRL. That's funny as hell.

    Bozzio for president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    I sent you a message about ****ing some girl that was leaving comments on your page.
    i dont remember that.....hmmmmm
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    that was the funniest thing i've read today
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    learn to english
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    i dont remember that.....hmmmmm
    My name is Rambo, ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    My name is Rambo, ass.
    well send another one then assclown
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    HA!!!! ~instant reps~


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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    well send another one then assclown
    You turn it down again and I swear to God.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    You turn it down again and I swear to God.....

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    It says I already sent you one.
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    holy **** that sucks for you. hahaha *points and laughs* maybe she told you to put it in there cuz she knew she had to ****. you got owned



    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    My name is Rambo, ass.
    liar

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    This is a joke but STILL THATS WRONG!!!! AND YOU KNOW THAT!!!!
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  18. 02-18-2008, 01:04 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Youngn
    holy **** that sucks for you. hahaha *points and laughs* maybe she told you to put it in there cuz she knew she had to ****. you got owned




    liar
    Just my myspace name. Lol
    I haven't seen you post in awhile. How you been?
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    LMFAO!!!!


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 81911SC again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    It says I already sent you one.
    you were on my block list

    now your off....i sent you one
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  21. 02-18-2008, 01:07 AM #21
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    I just about denied you Hypno.
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    LIRL!!!

    +1

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    Lol, DENIED!

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    Wow...


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    I just about denied you Hypno.
    keyword.....
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  26. 02-18-2008, 01:12 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    keyword.....
    ~inserts Your love by the outfield lyrics~
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    ~inserts Your love by the outfield lyrics~
    lol...so what were u tryin to tell me earlier?bout making sweet love by the fire to people on my page?
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  28. 02-18-2008, 01:18 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    lol...so what were u tryin to tell me earlier?bout making sweet love by the fire to people on my page?
    Heres a quote

    I'm ****ing amber niggernazi

    Then I said in the ass 911 style and SC style
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Heres a quote

    I'm ****ing amber niggernazi

    Then I said in the ass 911 style and SC style
    lol,well...im gonna ask her bout this
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    lol,well...im gonna ask her bout this
    LOL, I don't even know her. I was hoping it was your woman and was going to get pissed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    LOL, I don't even know her. I was hoping it was your woman and was going to get pissed.
    your slow,lol

    so any new shat with the nazi wagon?
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    Na, I may go drive it tomorrow though. I been in NC for a bit and didn't take the car with me. : ( You got another car lined up yet? I know you like to go through them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Na, I may go drive it tomorrow though. I been in NC for a bit and didn't take the car with me. : ( You got another car lined up yet? I know you like to go through them.
    sweet.

    nah,i like the old mullet machine...even though id got put a fuel pump in it,im running 3psi under the lowest it should be,lol
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    I like that color on it. How do your emo friends feel about it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    I like that color on it. How do your emo friends feel about it?
    couldnt tell you since i dont have any........but im labeled as the emo kid with all my friends,lol...
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    Lol, emo-redneck? I think the space-time continuum might explode. Jk, toad. lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    couldnt tell you since i dont have any........but im labeled as the emo kid with all my friends,lol...
    O, sorry. I got it backwards.
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    damn,im not emo.......i just get labeled that cause of my music,playing guitar and waering jeans that dont fall off my ass,lol
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    Emo is a way of life, didn't you know that? LOL.

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    Sorry, n1gger. I play though too. I thought you quit or something?
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