Sorry son, I had more important things to do like take a sh*t. Yea, so "DNA" (so called) testing proved I'm your dad. Whoppy Freaking Do. I would have paid child support if
A.) That whore you call mom told me
B.) Even if she would have told me, you still look like the milkman's kid.
C.) your mom wasn't a whore
D.) See examples A-C