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  1. 02-15-2008, 12:32 PM #1
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    Default Son of a *****

    As she's getting out of the shower, a lady hears the doorbell ring, grabs a towel and peeks out the window. It turns out to be her neighbor Joe. She answers the door in her towel and Joe says "Hey Nancy, we've been friends for a long time. How about a peek? I'll give you a $100 dollars!" Nancy thinks to herself 'I've known Joe a long time, he's harmless, and we sure could use the money.' So Nancy opens the towel for a few seconds and Joe gives her a $100 bill. Then he asks, "How about just dropping the towel for a minute? I'll give you another $100." Again Nancy obliges and receives another $100. Later that night Nancy's husband comes home from work and Nancy says, "Hey honey, guess who stopped by today? Joe, our neighbor." Her husband replies, "That's nice. Did he bring me the $200 he owes me?"
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  2. 02-15-2008, 12:34 PM #2
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    old old old old old
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  3. 02-15-2008, 12:34 PM #3
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    lol owned
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  4. 02-15-2008, 12:37 PM #4
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    lolz




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  5. 02-15-2008, 12:43 PM #5
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    ahHAAHHAHHAHHAahhahAHAhahahA!!!!! hellz nah!!!!.......1
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  6. 02-15-2008, 12:53 PM #6
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    I laughed, i've heard a variation of this joke before.

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  7. 02-15-2008, 01:01 PM #7
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    puahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. f.uckin bastard rep for u my friend


    yeahhhhhh you likeeeee when she does thattttttt
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  8. 02-15-2008, 01:45 PM #8
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    lmao that is awesome.
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  9. 02-15-2008, 01:56 PM #9
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    this is worse than a brett repost



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  10. 02-15-2008, 03:24 PM #10
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    I laughed, haven't heard that one b4...


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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  11. 02-15-2008, 03:25 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  12. 02-15-2008, 04:00 PM #12
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  13. 02-15-2008, 06:01 PM #13
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    ROFL
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