-blasts past a cop doing 110+ and pulls over to wait for the cop-

Cop: Well well well, I'm surprised to find you here waiting for me.
Me: Yeah, well I figured I was caught. Plus you had a good hiding spot, if it wasn't for that wind I would have never seen you. Good job on finding it!
Cop: Really? I was on the other side of the road trying to nail those Honda's coming back from the dragstrip but they kept spotting me and slowing down before I could nail them, you're my first catch of the day!
Me: haha, just my luck
Cop: license and registration?
Me: -hands cop my debit card-
Cop: .... well you got two choices, give me your license or let me go on an online shopping spree with your debit card
Me: oh geez! -gives cop license-
Cop: -walks back to squad car laughing-


he wrote me doing 23 over in the end