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  1. 08-07-2005, 11:05 PM #1
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    Default HAHAHAHAHAH MARTHA FOCKIN OWNED!

    ok, so i'm going down sattelite toward boggs on my way home... well out from the drive right across from the popo station darts this brand new jag! so close to me that i should've hit him. i'm layin on the horn, layin on the brakes, hittin the hi beams and down shifting, doing everything in my power to NOT hit him. well he punches it and gets the hell outta my way, but in the process, looses control of the pretty new jaguar, i hear tires screeching, so i look back just in time to see the stupid focker take this pretty new jaguar and JUMP the median, take out a road sign, and land HAAAARD on the front right wheel! sparks are flying out the WAZOO! then he actually takes the time to put on his blinker to pull over and assess the damage, which has to be over $15g's simply because the toolbag took the jag about three and a half feet in the air on all 4 wheels. but you know what? i have no pity for him. the mofo needs to learn how to drive, so maybe this'll teach him a lesson to not dart out infront of people, especially on wet roads. dumbass!
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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  3. 08-07-2005, 11:07 PM #3
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    whats that got to do with Martha?
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    HAHA thats funny
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  7. 08-07-2005, 11:32 PM #7
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    will someone please answer my question? :confused:
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    im with leisa... what the heck is martha in this subject?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    whats that got to do with Martha?


    yea what roll did martha play in this?!?!?!?
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    i guess instead of cussing he used martha?
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    hey, maybe he just doesnt like Martha and wanted to put her in his title cuz...well...um...ok, yea, i have on idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProjectWidow
    i guess instead of cussing he used martha?

    because mother is a cuss word now? crazy russians
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    what a dumbass... that's too bad for his car tho.

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    haha yeh josh told me about that on the way home. Atleast the dumbass powned themself instead of you.

    Although you did almost pown yourself on the way to the movies haha
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    oh ok.. so instead of saying motherfucking .. he used Martha fockin ... i got it.... hahahaha ( im so white)...lol
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    damn jag drivers!
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    hahahah. i love it when peple own them selves.
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    its ok leisa, we understand you're a little slow.... jp girlie! dont kick my ass! but yeah, the tard face had to have done a substantial amount of damage to the subframe on that car. dear lord he hit hard!

    ps, i hate martha! no actually, i'm tryin to watch my language for the most part... imo, constant use of vulgar language is unattractive, so i'm trying to check myself. iss all gravy tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    imo, constant use of vulgar language is unattractive, so i'm trying to check myself. iss all gravy tho.
    fucking right it is, I wish more people had some consideration for people.. shit most people will walk up in the middle of a an elementry school and spew some bullshit just because they can, that shit is ridiculious.

    btw that's a funny story i love it when people onw them selves.
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    indeed.
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    hey now baby - i talk bad all the time! but i am trying to watch it
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    theres a difference btw talking bad and talking dirty! lol
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    so you get mad at him for driving stupid then do everything in your power to make him freak out by laying on the horn/highbeams and riding his ass? would you have felt bad if when he jumped the median he caught someone head on? sometimes you just have to turn the other cheek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HiPSI
    so you get mad at him for driving stupid then do everything in your power to make him freak out by laying on the horn/highbeams and riding his ass?
    yes and no. mofo needs to learn how to drive. and i was not riding his ass...

    i was going north on sattelite, he was coming out of a drive way on my right side in order to head south on satellite. erin, did you not see where i said i did everything in my power so that i did NOT hit him? read, mah brutha, read!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    oh ok.. so instead of saying motherfucking .. he used Martha fockin ... i got it.... hahahaha ( im so white)...lol
    hey, i'm black and i didnt know what the fuck martha had to do with the topic !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by collins
    i'm tryin to watch my language for the most part... imo, constant use of vulgar language is unattractive, so i'm trying to check myself. iss all gravy tho.
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    lol you would.
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    haha, i saw the aftermath of the jag today on my way to lunch. dude scraped up the median and knocked over that road sign and part of the splashguard is still sitting on the median.

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    am i the only one that would of not moved if i were in the jag??
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