Quote Originally Posted by autumnk5
i have scoliosis (or however its spelled) real bad. so whenever i'm driving for a long period of time, my back starts with bad pains. like the pain will just start shooting up my spinal cord. ughhh horrible. i hate it. i'm supposed to go to physical therapy.

and i don't have the hump back one. it's the one where your spine makes an "S" kinda...
So basically you have been fuked and twisted by so many men your spine has just stayed that way. That explains the roast beef. Check.