Quote Originally Posted by malfeas99
a) I cannot express to you the level of concern that I have about how my actions affect your mood. Not because I don't know, but because science has yet to name a unit of measurement that infinitesemal.

b) If you want to go all anti-education on me to compensate for your own perceived lack of intelligence, more power to you. I don't know you nearly well enough to say whether you're smart or dumb, nice or mean. What I do know, though, is that trying to ask me to act differently than what is natural because it makes you feel like I'm being pretentious is a waste of time, and indicates to me that you're again making some rather rash assumptions.

Want to call me a nerd? Go for it. I'll heartily agree, and so will the people that pay me a not-insignificant amount of money to be one 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

This is who I am, it's how I write. I'm very likeable, just take me one step at a time, and don't assume anything, and we'll be great friends. K?