Quote Originally Posted by ironchef
Last time I got a chicken tender sub the thing was $8.50 .
You can get chicken finger subs at Publix? I might have to ask the west peachtree one about that. I get subs there pretty frequently

Quote Originally Posted by SatansRectum
Crying softly to myself, while eating a TV dinner, sitting on the toilet.
Masturbating using your own tears as lubrication?