well this one looks one sided
well this one looks one sided
A while ago there was a thread on /b/ explaining the techniques and the adrenaline rush you get from blowing your load on a sleeping girl. Well it didn't sound too impossible to pull off and I had the perfect opportunity last night. I was sleeping over at my 11 year old cousins house because my aunt was going out of town the next morning and she needed somebody to watch the kids. (not underage b& btw, 18 as of july 6th) My cousins friend slept over, who was also 11 and she had the body of a ****ing 14 year old, which is how I like it. So I waited until everybody in the house was sound asleep. I took all the necessary precautions (The tv was on low volume, AC and fan running so it will override the sound of my fapping). So I'm standing above this cum dumpster of an 11 year old for 10 minutes fapping at full power. And don't you know literally 3 seconds before I blow my load, the ***** opens her eyes and ****ing BAM, steamy load all in them. She screams, waking up my two cousins and my uncle. I don't know what the **** to do so I run in the bathroom and lock the door. 2 minutes later my uncle is pounding on it threatening to slit my throat. He threatened to call the cops, and I'm not going to jail for blowing my load on some little **** so I opened it and he caught me right in the eye. Beat the **** out of me, then threw me out the door at 3 am. He wouldn't even let me come back inside to get my car keys, so I walked 10 miles home where my stepdad was awake. He got a call from my uncle, and beat the **** out of me the second I walked in the door. Nobody has spoken to me since.
What the **** do I do now /b/?
^^^ REPOST!!!!
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2004 Audi A4
I want to see the RandomGuy Vs Transaxle matchup.....
what up homie, just messing with ya.Originally Posted by Echonova
Resize sig area!
Nutt'in, Saul good mane. I already said I would go up with Randomguy and LeadfeetsMF.Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
did dude really bytch and get the thread about his ass whooping removed ??
oh god..........
ban him!!! and slap the damn mod who allowed it!!!
I vote for LS2kid again.
Against?
Hmmm, hondachik.
Excellent.
well the poll is closed, looks like we have winners for friday and i already know who will be banned