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  1. 02-09-2008, 04:00 PM #1
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    Default Owned by my girlfriend

    Left work today and though I would head over to the gun shop and browse around. I have wanted a gun for a long time. My phone rings and it is my girlfriend.

    Oh hi honey

    Are you coming home?

    I am going to stop by the store first for a sec.

    What are you buying?

    Nothing

    Then why are you going?

    To look around

    what store is it?

    Hot Shots

    What is that?

    Cough gun store Cough

    IF YOU BUY A GUN BEFORE YOU BUY ME A RING YOU BETTER BUY ONE WITH A ***** AND LEARN TO **** IT!!!

    Hang on a sec honey I gotta turn around.

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    lol pwnd.

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    Wow. Did you stop by a store and pick up a skirt on your way home? Because she obviously is wearing the pants. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL





















    j/k I would have done the same.
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  4. 02-09-2008, 04:11 PM #4
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    LOL. she officially yanked your man card. LOL i would have turned around too though.LOL
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    Take your balls back and buy an ak47 and say now what?Gangsta style.J/K Go home and take her to dinner.
    If you know better do better!
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    ya know ya coulda just said Bass Pro shops or Target....
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    You are a grown ass man.
    You have one mother and it's not your girl.
    She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
    You're not married.


    Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
    like this....
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay


    You are a grown ass man.
    You have one mother and it's not your girl.
    She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
    You're not married.


    Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
    like this....
    HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! i have not been ring happy so i dunno about all that but damn shes controlling!

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  9. 02-09-2008, 04:44 PM #9
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    you should have said "buying a pack of gum" or "buying some milk" and non of that would have happened. you just have to make it true, so you can just quickly go into any gas station and get a .99 pack of gum and been safe.
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  10. 02-09-2008, 04:46 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRYMY4.0
    ya know ya coulda just said Bass Pro shops or Target....
    Target sells pistols?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
    HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! i have not been ring happy so i dunno about all that but damn shes controlling!

    I'm glad that at least someone agrees with me...

    No disrespect intended to Kouki but she's already punking you
    and you're not even married yet.....
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    Dude She Got You....
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    wait i am confused... i thought the point of the guy asking HER to marry is when HE felt HE wanted to and did it as a surprise... now its when she DEMANDS it?! no wonder people are married so young dumb and divorce these days... fvckin women...

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    thats all im saying
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    hahah dude your whipped. take the ring back, buy a damn gun, and shoot yourself.
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    I probably would've done the same damn thing...

    ...****in' Shane Company...only 1200 more dollars to go.
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    So you couldn't just go look? I would've at least went and browsed around....
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  18. 02-09-2008, 09:24 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC
    I probably would've done the same damn thing...

    ...****in' Shane Company...only 1200 more dollars to go.
    lol , you got me beat , i still owe them biatches $1300
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  19. 02-09-2008, 09:31 PM #19
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    i feel the pain- but hey, i still have the car and she has learned to live with this car problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheScotsman
    lol , you got me beat , i still owe them biatches $1300
    Yeah, I pulled together 700 bucks in two months to get it from 2000 to 1300...
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    i gotta use my refund to clear out mine
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    Wow, really? My bf is buying a gun and there's no ring on my finger. Someone is f'n whipped.
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  23. 02-09-2008, 09:52 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay


    You are a grown ass man.
    You have one mother and it's not your girl.
    She has no ring on her finger and neither do you.
    You're not married.


    Stand your ground while you can because this is where it starts..Little things
    like this....

    REPS for da TR00F
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  24. 02-09-2008, 09:59 PM #24
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    lol your whipped!!!
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    + reps for being whipped!!!
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    2 guns(currently, have bought and sold more), no ring, no kids..she demands, i smirk..many years together and i'm still an azz....


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    ohh and if you care you can buy my gun from me...i wont tell her
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    damn........... thats all just damn........

    or

    you shouldve told her that you were buying to protect the family ???
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    tell the truth.. she has your balls in her purse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nittanys1
    ohh and if you care you can buy my gun from me...i wont tell her
    **** i'll buy it AND TELL HER!! hold on....your talking to the PWNERED DUDE......

    my girl trips over the fact that i want to buy a vepr .308...
    her: "why the hell do you NEED a sniper rifle??!!"
    me: "why do you NEED to keep buying from amazon.com?"


    i dont know why i want it, but i do.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    tell the truth.. she has your balls in her purse?
    next to the check book?


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    if u dont know y u want it i personally wouldnt get it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    next to the check book?

    naw other side... next to the tampoon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nittanys1
    if u dont know y u want it i personally wouldnt get it...
    nah... i know WHY i want it. just not why i wanted it so much....


    ...the ukraine has a special, buy 5, get......

    also
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dracc
    naw other side... next to the tampoon
    hmm...let's ask him.

    kouki??


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    well r u wanting to use it on someONE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    **** i'll buy it AND TELL HER!! hold on....your talking to the PWNERED DUDE......

    my girl trips over the fact that i want to buy a vepr .308...
    her: "why the hell do you NEED a sniper rifle??!!"
    me: "why do you NEED to keep buying from amazon.com?"


    i dont know why i want it, but i do.....
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    i just happen to like weapons, and will collect them, like most people here.
    i might want to take a crack at hunting....


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    Look whats waiting for you at home koukis14...
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    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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    The story was meant to be funny. We have been together for almost 4 years now and I kinda want to get married. She has given me a lot and puts up with my **** over and over again. I guess that is what happens when you respect your girlfriend.
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