Left work today and though I would head over to the gun shop and browse around. I have wanted a gun for a long time. My phone rings and it is my girlfriend.

Oh hi honey

Are you coming home?

I am going to stop by the store first for a sec.

What are you buying?

Nothing

Then why are you going?

To look around

what store is it?

Hot Shots

What is that?

Cough gun store Cough

IF YOU BUY A GUN BEFORE YOU BUY ME A RING YOU BETTER BUY ONE WITH A ***** AND LEARN TO **** IT!!!

Hang on a sec honey I gotta turn around.