I was walking into Kroger one night, passed this guy I knew as he was leaving. We spoke. I buy my ice cream and stuff, head back out to my car and I see this kid trying to reach thru the crack in my window to unlock the door. So I walk up behind him, and I'm like "Jeremy! WTF are you doing?
He says: Aww man, this fool is slippin. I'm about to get him for whatever he has in the whip.
I say: Dude, thats MY car!
He's like: ....Ohhh sh*t man, my bad. Damn I didn't even know.

We kinda laugh it off, and he walks away. But I was still kinda like what tha eff just happened LOL