I found this on another site, this **** crack me up, and it some what true!!! lol
I hate Automotive forums. I really do. I am on them at least 3 hours a day but…Yeah I really hate them. Here is a partial list why!
1. “So and So’s ****ing shop is so much better than the shop you go to cause my homie works there and he gets a
sick discount on tire flys.”
2. “My part is better than your part cause I ate Mcdonalds and farted on it before I installed it with my Ninja mega wrench set from Mars.”
3. “Your an idiot for spending that much on a Tomei downpipe. Just buy the Megan one it’s 100 bucks cheaper and the same thing!!.” (That **** always cracks me up)
4. “Those wheels are sick bro! MY Rotas look exactly like your Advan’s and I got the whole set for 230 bucks! Can’t wait to take them to the track!”
5. “I see your selling a tie rod **** bar for 30 bucks but the thread below you is selling it for $25 cents less. Are you a Ripoff artist or something?”
6. “Can you please include shipping in your price? I live in Egypt.”
7. “Your ride is so sick! I can’t wait till the new one comes out though. Thats what I’m getting. You getting the new one right? Cause’ it’s so much better than your car!”
8. “Meet tonight! Please no burnouts or handjobs in the parking lot before 10pm the owner of Pop Tart Boba Mania gets pissed if you do. Don’t **** up are meets Bro Brah!” “Oh, and don’t bring a modded car, Cops pop your hood”
9. “Dude, I got ripped off by that dude once before. I bought headers for my Sr20 but I didn’t know they were made out of paper mache.”
10. “I’m the smartest person here on this forum. **** you all. My Nissan Altima will kick the **** out of your Porsche! You don’t even have the turbo model one!”
11. “I’m a real man cause’ I track my Car twice a year. I have to replace my headlights ever time I go! **** I’m the greatest!.”
12. "...Says the guy who drives a Hyundai."
So yeah, thats the kinda threads that crack me up.
I hate Automotive forums
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Originally Posted by Halfwit
