NAME: J'son
NICKNAME: "BABY J"
AGE: 28
STATUS: COOLER THAN YOU
RIDES: various
SEX: YES PLEASE
IN YOUR OWN WORDS:
I'm J'son. I'd like to think that I am fairly well-rounded. I like long walks on the beach, as long as they end up w/ us both naked. Otherwise why in the HEYL are we out here walking and wasting time for? I spent 8 years in the Air Force and am very driven... I'm the most unothodox person you will ever have cheat on you --- my thought-process is very abstract, and I am not everyone's cup of tea. If this is the case w/ you and I, we'll just agree to have sex 10 more times and then go our own separate ways.
If you have hott friends, I WILL sleep w/ them eventually - not b/c I can't keep my d*ck in my pants... but b/c women are grimy like that, to INCLUDE your "best friends who you say would NEVER do somethig like that". Trust me, they will, and they have. So - in that regard, we might as well all just do it at the same time (orgy) and get it over with.
Your mom will love me. PERIOD!! No way around that. 5 years from now while you are trying to date some1 else, (and while I am dating your ex best friend) she will constantly ask you "what happened to Baby J? He was SOOO nice." She will fail to tell you though that I hit that too one night when you had to work late.
All in all though - it'd be an awesome venture. So let's go out sometimes, I'll cheat on ya. Awaiting your action.